Caption Competition Mk III
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I'm sorry you cannot get hold of your favourite chocolate confectionary at the moment, but it was felt that is was inappropriate having a confectionary aimed at children called Yorkie, the world is a fickle place as you probably know, I had to fight tooth and nail for my tailor to retain the right to use Saville Row in his advertising.
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Don’t worry, it was only a cyclist and the new Highway Code doesn’t come into effect until midnight.
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I must admit I felt like that too the first time Carrie stuck her love balls in me.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You think this is a big hole...
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You want to get a haircut mate, all that weight is sliding it off the back of your head.
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Piles huh?
Avoid imitations
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They said “May God be your co-pilot”…..but somehow I don’t think that’s him!
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I felt like that today after Starmar gave me a good shafting in the house.
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I hope you don’t mind me hitching a lift with you chum, there’s a bit of a rumpus over using the private jet for government business.
Look you might be my local MP and looking for my vote but don't you think giving me a Peerage might not be seen as a bit of Bribery and Corruption??
Oh no not at all, I have the Police Met Commissioner in my pocket, after all she does owe me a favour.
( as does the Home Secretary )
Oh no not at all, I have the Police Met Commissioner in my pocket, after all she does owe me a favour.
( as does the Home Secretary )