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Old 27th Mar 2021, 18:55
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The contestant on Blind Date has chosen Bachelor Number Three, who is about to drop into the set.
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" ... and when you reach the floor, you will automatically receive a painless injection from Nurse Braun."
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Bait training for the RSPB, Large Raptor capture team.
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SOE seek brave French men to jump into Occupied Europe.
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No Hoskins you do not qualify for a Martin Baker tie-pin.
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"Mind the Gap" became a massive problem at Clapham Junction when Southern introduced the Pendolino on their Victoria-Brighton service.
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Just step this way, please sir.
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All the Republicans who voted to impeach Trump are set for The High Jump.
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...and why exactly would you expect me to jump out a perfectly serviceable aircraft?
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...and at Halloween we drape a white sheet over, it scares the bejesus out the non believers
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CAPTAIN, right lads jumping into a heavily defended enemy position, all follow me. Go
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Mi5 new spies undertake first training session as undercover cossack dancers
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