Caption Competition Mk III
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Well RFC policy is not to give our brave lads parachutes, so no silk for knickers, so girls, strip off the Irish linen, it will have to do.
With the streets suddenly empty for some inexplicable reason, it's time to pick a winner.
In third place is MPN11,with:
Lady on left .,, “That’s a wheel, innit? What now?”
In second place, ORAC, with:
Customs were slow to realise that the tip-off about cigarettes being smuggled behind a hidden panel was a hoax…..
And the winner is . . . Mr. Hymen, with:
Carruthers! What are those Women doing?
Maintenance. It's okay Sir, they're all licensed DAME's...
I'll send the CapCom trophy along as soon as it grows some wings.
Oh, and almost overlooked, but not quite, the special jeweler's loupe award goes to Kiltrash, for:
Honey, I shrunk the propeller
In third place is MPN11,with:
Lady on left .,, “That’s a wheel, innit? What now?”
In second place, ORAC, with:
Customs were slow to realise that the tip-off about cigarettes being smuggled behind a hidden panel was a hoax…..
And the winner is . . . Mr. Hymen, with:
Carruthers! What are those Women doing?
Maintenance. It's okay Sir, they're all licensed DAME's...
I'll send the CapCom trophy along as soon as it grows some wings.
Oh, and almost overlooked, but not quite, the special jeweler's loupe award goes to Kiltrash, for:
Honey, I shrunk the propeller
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Oh, very kind Sir! (As an aside, did anyone get my Emily reference?...asking for a friend) 
Okay, I think I'll give my usual 'go to's' a rest...have at it Chaps & Chapettes!
Okay, I think I'll give my usual 'go to's' a rest...have at it Chaps & Chapettes!
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Is this the first time you've stayed at a Premier Inn?
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Yes I did Buster, the suffragette that stepped out in front of the Kings horse.
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"Which side does Sir dress?"
"Left, of course! Someone go and shoot this idiot"
"Left, of course! Someone go and shoot this idiot"