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Old 18th Feb 2022, 18:04
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Hang on, weren’t we inside the new A400 hangar last night? Where has it gone?
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 19:15
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The third plane departed , leaving behind a puzzled telly tubby . Seems the other plane was flown by a pilot used to single pilot operation in the other sleds. He was known to talk to himself but wisely never listened
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 19:50
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 19:55
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Hmmm, bugger all around us... could be Kansas. There's a ranch hand over there, try to look like a local and don't let on we're lost.
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 20:11
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The US Space Force rejects camouflage uniforms, decides to go for the gold.
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 20:46
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The Gimli Glider did not expect this on the runway
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 20:49
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At Area 51, ( or Mackrihanish )
​​​​​Well this should send the ET Conspiracy Theorists into meltdown
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 20:54
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The Doctor later summised the Blackbird had been startled and suggested incontinence pants....
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 20:58
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HSE strikes again.
Protective helmet, hivis suit, oxygen mask, I'll find my own runway out.
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Old 18th Feb 2022, 21:27
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The Beale base commander’s decision to have an “Elephant Walk” did not turn out to be quite the success he expected.
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The crews waited apprehensively as they awaited the results of President Johnson’s “Spot the Difference” quiz between the SR-71 and RS-71…..
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Uber takes the gloves off!
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Old 19th Feb 2022, 04:39
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I hear banjos, run away!
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Old 19th Feb 2022, 05:43
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Sure I gave you the key for safe keeping, have you tried ALL the zips??
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Old 19th Feb 2022, 05:47
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The crew waited nervously for Sunset however they were ready to go at a moments notice
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Hoskins it's actually Sunrise you clot...

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Old 19th Feb 2022, 05:50
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As the Aircraft flew into retirement the Crews waited to find their next assignments....
Blast Furnace operatives...
Well they are used to being close to 600 degree heat 😊
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Old 19th Feb 2022, 10:05
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Exhaustive search of 't'interweb FINALLY reveals a photo shoot NOT featuring the British Prime Minister .... ( or perhaps it does )
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Well one of us is in the wrong place? Wrong time ...
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The skid marks? We’ll have you tried to get all this kit off in a rush……. Ohhhh ermmmm you mean the ones on the apron
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Old 19th Feb 2022, 13:32
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I swear, a whole flock of them fell out of the sky. All the rest flew away.
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Old 19th Feb 2022, 13:33
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22 more and we'd have a pie.
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