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Old 21st Feb 2022, 18:39
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If it's not one thing with these newfangled engines, it's three others. Think how much simpler our lives would be if they'd just stuck with bias plies.
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 19:47
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( One of ) The problem with Australia is that water goes down the plughole the wrong way, so round here it's Leftly Tightly Rightly Loosly
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 19:50
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It goes Suck Squeeze Bang, Suck Squeeze Bang, Suck Squeeze Bang.....will you hurry up and fit the damm Manifold..
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 19:52
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Mr Whittle said he had a idea, do away with all these pipes and cables, In collaboration with Mr Coffman
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 20:40
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Originally Posted by 622
Its OK Hoskins, if you can't find the left handed screwdriver in the toolbox nip to the stores and ask them ....and whilst you're there pick me up a long weight.....
..and a can of airscrew pitch.
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 21:28
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Mechanic #1 looks for a D-ring while Mechanic #2 prepares the chain attachment point for the World's Fanciest Boat Anchor.

- Ed
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 21:43
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Guy on ground to the bare-chested one: "Sorry Cpl Putin, I can't find that screwdriver: the guys at Antonov must have forgotten to pack it"
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 21:49
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Not what I wanted when I asked for a tour on Rotary!
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 05:15
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..and Michael Caine said..."I only wanted......"
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 08:26
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Buster can be the judge.
All good, thanks AC! Happy for you to call it.

...

Amelia says she doesn't care about the problem, just get it back on the Plane! She's in a hurry.
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 09:25
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“When I said crack the nuts off behind that engine, that’s NOT what I meant!”
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 10:38
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They're telling me we need to generate it, pull it out of the museum and despatch it to Poland to bolster the front line.
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 10:50
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Would it not have been easier to just leave the engine on the wing to change A spark plug?
Don't be daft, what to you this this is? A Lightning ??
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 10:53
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No i think this is not your tool box all there are is assorted Vibrators
Big Brenda have you lost something? ?
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 10:55
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Tool box man searches frantically for his tin of Spinach before he battles wrench man to best of three arm wrestling. Looser to judge the depots Caption Competition
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 18:37
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What's being shown tonight in the camp cinema?Flight of the Phoenix, obviously...
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 20:57
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This engine has been running dry.
How do you know?
It says silica gel on this box.
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 20:59
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US still tinkering on war supplies to be send to Ukraine
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 21:30
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An honorable mention to Nutty for this:
When you said you were going to rebuild me as a cyborg, truth be told I was expecting bloody legs..
but Chu Chu takes it with a nifty play on words:
No wasp here either. I don't think we're ever going to find it.
The trophy will be on its way as soon as these drongos get the engine back on.
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Old 22nd Feb 2022, 23:49
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Thank you AC! There were a lot of very funny entries, and I wasn't expecting to win.

Let's try this one -- it feels timely somehow. (Of course, that could be because it's the last one left in my stash . . .)


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