Caption Competition Mk III
Second and fifth left re enact the way Clarkson as a chauffeur averted his gaze as a lady got into the car.
( can't be bothered looking up the reference but it was the Top Gear or Grand Tour when they were Wedding Car drivers ..)
( can't be bothered looking up the reference but it was the Top Gear or Grand Tour when they were Wedding Car drivers ..)
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Jeez look at them all, you’d think they were attending a funeral.
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Don’t worry my dear, Hammond says he knows the road like the back of his hand.
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I wish we had more time in the bar, never mind I suppose I could have a couple of slugs in the car.
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My you do have a chesty cough my dear, don’t worry we’ll get something for the coughing later.
Like my new hat m'dear??
No you look stupid, take it off...
Can't, till the Sparrows fledge
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Can't it's a gift from that nice Mr Moussolini
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Can't got the idea from President Trump / PM Johnson
No you look stupid, take it off...
Can't, till the Sparrows fledge
or
Can't it's a gift from that nice Mr Moussolini
or
Can't got the idea from President Trump / PM Johnson
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Darlink, I hear there may be a Black Sea villa available … what you think?
Lots of great entries, as always.
I'll start off with the eagle eye award, which goes to Cynicalint for:
PS: Sorry for the line spacing --what I saw was not what I got. I blame Tsar Nicholas.
I'll start off with the eagle eye award, which goes to Cynicalint for:
I do wish, madam, that you would desist from bringing that side drum with you everywhere!
Next, for foreshadowing not only Princip, but also many hat observations and many puns on related lines, honorable mention goes to Hydromet for:Ferdie, that hat's worth killing for!
Tied for third place are MPN11 and Nutloose, with:Don't forget to tip the driver, dear, otherwise we may end up on the wrong road; and
He says he knows a shortcut through some Parisian underpass.
And tied for second are entries from Kiltrash and Wensleydale with their comments on the present day:Well I don't think ANY despot would want to start a War so we are quite safe on our World Tour; and
Headline in the SUN: "Archduke Ferdinand Found Alive. World War One a Mistake!"
Finally, first place goes to Kiltrash, with an entry that manages in one stream of consciousness to confirm both the utter futility of the conflict and the conventional Habsburg view of the marriage:Mrs Duke thought bubble...
Hope the old clot remembers we are to be driving through the square at 11 ... Be rid of him soon ... Knew I should not have worn white
CapCom trophy is on its way.PS: Sorry for the line spacing --what I saw was not what I got. I blame Tsar Nicholas.
Many thanks Chu Chu, will post a new one for the weekend shortly, got something FAR more important to do just now.
" Comming up now darling please done start with out me....no really "
. I'm making breakfast 😁 what did you think ??
" Comming up now darling please done start with out me....no really "
. I'm making breakfast 😁 what did you think ??