Caption Competition Mk III
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Can you come back tomorrow?, we're having the spikes made for the door.
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Don't worry, the Navy say they have fired larger projectiles than this before.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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The presenter of a reborn series of "This is Your Life" was indeed a surprise!
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Who said that Turkish steam bathing is good against wrinkles and aging skin?
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Parker Bowles inaugurates the first walk-in steam cleaning shop.
Clothes are perfectly clean and ironed but skin wrinkling appears still to be an issue
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Parker Bowles inaugurates the first walk-in steam cleaning shop.
Clothes are perfectly clean and ironed but skin wrinkling appears still to be an issue
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Time machine? No silly, it's my hair dryer! Had it for absolutely yonks. They made things properly when I was a gel!
Avoid imitations
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“Now we threaten to launch her into Moscow and Putin will surely surrender!”
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So this bloke from the countryside goes into the city with his son and enters a department store where he sees for the very first time in his life, a lift to the upper floors. He watches with interest as a wrinkled old crone gets in and the doors shut behind her then not more than a minute later the doors open and out steps a beautiful young lass in a mini skirt. He turns round to his son and says "Quick ... fetch your mother"
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Cowbunker for a much loved friend? No, that's not quite what Charles said...
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Charles got it for me. Whenever Nicholas Witchell appears, I can hide in it till he goes away.