Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

I just got text from wife -- she says she's leaving me. I knew it was a mistake telling her I was getting no sleep because of Aurora Borealis.

[Kiltrash]

Jock McTavish was heard telling his mates they are nothing but a bunch of Pansies, where he's from this is a warm Summers day

( Other soft delicate flowers are available )

[Kiltrash]

When they said we are off to Perth I was hoping for WA...not up the A9 and turn left

[Kiltrash]

Dammit, can't get the lyrics of " Sunrise, Sunset " out of my head...donno why?

[cavuman1]

The CIA's invasion of Colombia was going very well - there was marching powder everywhere!

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Look if the scots can have a feather in their caps, then I can have a fir tree.

[Kiltrash]

Zulu, effin Zulu? What up here? In the snow , don't make me effin laugh. ...pppfffsssttt....argh....

[fitliker]

Judging by the baby pink sky and snow condition it looks to be about -5 to -8C , that is T shirt weather in Winterpeg

The snow and cold only slows the mosquitoes and bugs down it doesn’t stop them , any one familiar with the old northern prospector tents can show your the scars

[Kiltrash]

Whatdoyoumean the NATO exercise is next month?? Damm electronic Calendar made with chips ' Proudly made in The USSR '

[Kiltrash]

What a bl@@dy stupid place to put a Top Secret listening post, given the Ariels are disguised as Fir Trees but perhaps the footprints are a bit of a dead giveaway..

[Kiltrash]

Yes Naverone is over there 10 clicks away,
But why are we here, it's 2022 ??
They won't be expecting us then. ..

dammit should check spelling.... Navarone.... explains why we are in the wrong place

[Chu Chu]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Yes Naverone is over there 10 clicks away,
But why are we here, it's 2022 ??
They won't be expecting us then. ..

Not a Caption
Do you mean Narvik? (If not, I'm definitely canceling my cruise in the Aegean Sea.)

[Chu Chu]

I was expecting long nights, but not the night of the long knives.

[Buster Hyman]

"You left the key in the car! Oh fer Gawds sake! I'll go & get it!"

[Kiltrash]

Go and see Ivan over there and see it they will join us for a Vodka. To help cement Anglo Russian relationships...
What could possibly go wrong
or
Note to Chef, not to serve Romulan Blood Wine at Diplomatic events

[Kiltrash]

Now you tell me the RAF no longer fly through the Mach Loop? After we dragged the tent from the car park...

[Chu Chu]

The nice kid on the snowmobile said there was a pub two miles down the valley. I wonder if he meant statute miles or nautical?

[NutLoose]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody flaps off it

[NutLoose]

I see Auras boring Alice again

[Self loading bear]

After Hoskins did not quite complete the moose evasion manoeuvre on his snowmobile,
A tent was erected as in-situ surgery room/slaughter house.
The moose could be saved, Hoskins’ Relatives were informed by the HR-department