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Old 24th Mar 2022, 12:58
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"Hey Ma! I found us a new culvert replacement!"
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 12:59
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Fer Gawds sake Sully! Give it a rest will ya!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 13:00
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 13:03
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You know Hoskins, I really think that flying is not an occupation for you.
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(Attenborough voice) "As we see, the Fokker is at its most vulnerable when it descends from the sky, as it must regularly in order to drink."
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"What did you call me, Fokker?" said the SAAB
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 13:14
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"What did you call me, Fokker?" said the SAAB
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Ah but one is funnier than the other Ask Stan Boardman!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 14:12
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Welcome seekayess, good starter for 10

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Pilots name...Charles Wales
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 14:14
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Knew it was a mistake flying ovet Balmoral during the Grouse season
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Hamish McTavish refused to leave his Duty Free behind during the evacuation.
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There is confusion in the cockpit as the co-pilot attempts to handover the Andover over Dover.
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 14:20
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....and that's why you should not reject take off after V1. ....Even with both engine failure
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The Farmer claimed salvage rights...That'll do for the sheep shelter over Winter
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 14:29
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Having landed at Prestwick the Pilot was surprised to find the sign " Welcome to Out Skerries "
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 14:37
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In the bar afterwards:

Barman "How do you want your Whisky Captain Hoskins?"

Capt H "Like my landings, on the rocks with a little water"

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Old 24th Mar 2022, 15:26
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Croydon Airport was not quite the same as it had been when Hoskins last visited in a DH-86...
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 15:49
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Looks like Runway at Lyneham is having the same problem as the roads!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 18:55
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Autoland cat 111 failure
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Too close for rod and line, switching to net
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Slight delay on the Coffman Starter Trophy delivery is announced
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 19:06
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OK, who’s going to tell the pilot he is also going to get a ticket for failure to stop at the stop sign.
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 19:07
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Is now a good time to tell you that you've also got a speeding ticket AND a parking ticket...?

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