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Old 6th Apr 2022, 04:34
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[Attenborough] Spring, and the first mosquitoes of the year are in for a bit of a surprise...
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Twas the night before Election day, and all through Wycombe the candidates made a last ditch push to get Mrs Higginbothams promise to vote for Boris

( I was gonna put Croydon but that would be a bit near the mark )
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If he substitutes Baked Beans once more....
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Right Sun's up so the Andrew will come crawling back to me and his 6 kids
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The next Jan Bond upgrades from a Walter PPK...to something with a bit more stopping power
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This should get me to the front of the security queue at Manchester Airport
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Bloody porch pirates are bad around here.
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Old 6th Apr 2022, 07:55
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Croydon residents threaten a fate worse than kilt rash to their detractors...

...before going out in their John Deere tractors to do a bit of tank hunting...
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In Kiev Mrs Volodamire bravely stays to defend her home town in the Voluntary Force, while her Husband, ' Cluck Cluck ' volunteers to take the neighbours children to the West
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While renovating her house in Aldershot, Mrs H Jones was almost suprised what she found hidden in the wall
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That's the last time that red red robin comes bob bob bobbing around here... and I must do something ab-bout my st-utter...
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"For God's sake Margaret, just let the squirrel take a few of the nuts from the bird table!"
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No you can't bloody well come in to fit a Smart Meter, you and your variable pricing structure
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Mrs Craddock was not amused by her B&B guests who were late for breakfast...
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Fawlty Towers - the final episode that was never aired...
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Voices from the Garden "Well Susan, I think your parents liked me and I'm sure your mum appreciated my comments about her cooking!"
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If another chuffin' Tory comes canvassin' 'ere in Ossett for t' May elections, yon wall 'll be red wi' 'is blood tha'nos.
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Mrs Miggins was not happy when she saw the Trip Advisor rating the departing guests gave her B&B
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Yea i'll give you a quickie.... How fast do you want the divorce
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Mrs Miggins looked forward to be comming a divorcee / widow
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Having left the Deep South of the good 'ol US of A Mrs Schultz found it hard to stop old habits when she moved to Bradford
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