Caption Competition Mk III
I'm sorry, but I distinctly remember you saying it was MY turn with the Bren this week...
Yes but I did not mention who was to have the bullets...Oh a pound of Tripe...Yes it's your turn
Yes but I did not mention who was to have the bullets...Oh a pound of Tripe...Yes it's your turn
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Mainwaring: “This is NOT a party, it’s an essential Meeting.
Walker: “I can do you a deal on Cake and Prosecco, Sir.”
Walker: “I can do you a deal on Cake and Prosecco, Sir.”
Back on the bus you lot, You are at Lower Mersey Upon Upton, not Middle Mersey Upon Upton !
Think Bubble over the gentleman in the middle with a chest full of medal ribbons.
"Bertie you were a fool in World War 1 when I served under you, and you are have not gotten any smarter....."
"Bertie you were a fool in World War 1 when I served under you, and you are have not gotten any smarter....."
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Now listen here Jones. The Molotov cocktails were a great idea and very effective, but we now have a ****load of NLAW's, Stingers, Javelins and all sorts of other stuff, and don't feel you have to be sparing in their use.
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Ere... wot's Uncle Arfur doing down there with mum?
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I've got some excellent news for you, men. Mr Hodges is locked in the lavatory; it's Monday today and the plan is to let him stew in there until Friday... Sergeant Wilson is just putting more glue in the keyhole...
Look here men, the PM wants to send a strong message to the Russkies to show our military prowess - we're off to Mariupol-on-Sea
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Pay attention, men, this is very important. We may be sinking, so it will be women and children first ... stand still, Pike!
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M: “Jones, that broken cork doesn’t fool me … you’ve been drinking on duty!”
J: ”Not on duty, Sir. it was a socially distanced party. Like this one, Sir.”
J: ”Not on duty, Sir. it was a socially distanced party. Like this one, Sir.”
Listen up men, a VVIP whose identity is only known on a need to know basis is staying the weekend at the old Manor House, doing some painting I believe, and there is a squad of Polish Troops been sent in as extra guards. .. funny that only their Captain speaks a bit of English. ..
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Pike: "Please Mr Mainwaring, I don't feel very well and my mum says..."
Fraser: "...You're doomed..."
Fraser: "...You're doomed..."
Pike , your improperly dressed on parade, again, what's that round your neck??
My mum knitted it for me, said it's my West Ham scarf to celebrate the Hammers getting into Europe...
My mum knitted it for me, said it's my West Ham scarf to celebrate the Hammers getting into Europe...
Avoid imitations
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Pike:
“Captain Mainwaring, will you please tell Jonesy that I don’t like it up me, either!”
“Captain Mainwaring, will you please tell Jonesy that I don’t like it up me, either!”