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Now if each of you will just push your penis into one of the small openings on the silver panel on the side of the desk in front of you . . . we'll talk about recent losses
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Sorry Mr President? … could you speak up a bit?
There I have BBC, Sky, CNN so I can see how the war really is going.not what you want me to hear.. You know Nord VPN really is useful when we get blocked.... Now just a MO. !!!...
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Vlad sets the example for his military by taking an aggressive posture....French style....by leaning forward as in a Foxhole.
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At first he was worried because he'd heard these new camera things steal your soul . . .
. . . then he realised it was ok - because he doesn't actually have one
or . . .
The judges in the World Shuffleboard Championships look on morosely wondering what to do when V Putin's puck goes off the edge and into the sand
...then they realise how simple it it - just declare him the winner !
"Get Smart" redux: "missed, by that....... much!"
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OK Mr President we have devised at your request for a " Get out Stratagem " to ensure you save face. You get the train to Sochi, tell your minders your going for a swim and swim out to the Akula that's waiting for you. It will take you to Argentina where you have stashed funds and just vanish ...We already have a look alike body the Sub will release and everyone will assume you have perished.
Your Deputy will assume command and pull the troops out as a mark of respect. ..
Your Deputy will assume command and pull the troops out as a mark of respect. ..
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This is the competion picture
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So Sergei, I have your sick note in front of me, but this says you have heart problems and I see no mention of the poiso…oops, cough, cough