Caption Competition Mk III
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Why they called it multi glam i'll never know..
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Damn, this stuff just does not work well with suspenders..
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"So, what say we form a Display Team and call it the Green Arrows?"
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It was so sexist, when they handed out the call signs I thought I might get “maverick” or “goose” or something along those lines, but I was given “duck” and when I asked why, they said well you f*ck a “duck”…
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When we requested small arms, we never expected them to be attached to a small woman..
They tried calling her bouncing Betty , not because she goes off if you step on her , but because she never slows down in turbulence . Hence the moniker bouncing Betty . Then the moon rose and nobody spoke of it again .
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We can’t leave yet, bitching Betty hasn’t turned up.
Our task is to visit Kier Starmer so he can be shown what a woman is and then he will be able to define one at the next labour party conference! Any Questions?
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I’ve told them that we won’t take it until they fit a mirror so we can check our hair and makeup.
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Slight problem Sarge, the POH says enter the cockpit, but none of us have a c*ck.
"When I started training, I was too rough on the cyclic, so the IP told me to treat it like it was my boyfriend's...well, you know...and suddenly I was really smooth, but all I could see was the floor, not the attitude, and the saliva shorted out the intercom."
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I know they said wear body armour, but this damned chastity belt is so bloody uncomfortable.
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I thought you said you could read a map?
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And with the controller in my pocket I can turn the vibration all the way up to te....oooohhh my God...ohhhhh
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Not one, but two navigators on board with a simple trip the the Big Apple.......... can you see can you see the Big Apple? in fact can you see a bloody tree?
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I have never seen a weapons drill carried out so fast, from the command, cock, hook and look, you had that poor door gunners trousers around his ankles in under 10 seconds..
Second person from the left
Aw shucks how was I to know the rotor down draft was going to knock over the mens latrine ?
Last one on the right
Well I bet they won’t Piss us off again !
Aw shucks how was I to know the rotor down draft was going to knock over the mens latrine ?
Last one on the right
Well I bet they won’t Piss us off again !