Caption Competition Mk III

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Time to judge I reckon -

Winner - Kiltrash for not only the highest number of entries but this one tickled me

...and for the record it was 6 mess pianos, 5 sets off dress kit, 4 dozen SA81 rifles, 3 pairs of stockings, Sargents for the use off, 2 golf bags with full sets of clubs, and 1 (one) mobile phone for Ms Vardeys assistant that was lost overboard. .

combining current topics of Atlantic Conveyor sinking with more kit on board than it could possibly carry (#Falklands 40) and the Wagatha Christie libel fiasco

Second place Tredigraph for

The new Penzance - St Mary's passenger service gets off the... er... well, it's quicker than The Scillonian.

Third fdr for

The SOP reduced the risk of being shot down but did increase the chance of being torpedoed...

[Dan Gerous]

Hoskins, the Torpedoes are air launched!

[Dan Gerous]

It's painted on. You don't have to water the maple leaf.

[Dan Gerous]

My Grandfather said this is how they did it in his day.
Which unit was he with?
He was on MTB's in WWII

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One minute too late Dan, sorry...

[Kiltrash]

Many thanks Crab, will try posting a pic now on my phone as I'm currently on the golf course but may have to wait till back on line...wait one Please

[Kiltrash]

Hi shot a 5 over. But the good news was I took the side bet 😁
ok all let's try this one,

[treadigraph]

I've been kept waiting while Kiltrash finishes a game of golf with Goldfinger? Eliminate them both, Mr Bond, with extreme prejudice. But capture Oddjob and bring him here, I may have a task for him...

[SASless]

Ma'am was not pleased with Kiltrash winning yet another Capcom....and would be sending an Agent to handle the matter.

[Buster Hyman]

Bond, I hope you’re a better driver than Phillip!

[Buster Hyman]

Solomons Ma’am? At once,,,

[Buster Hyman]

****! Which one did Q say was the exploding Corgi?

[Buster Hyman]

First time with the Queen Bond?
Yes, If you don’t count Graham Norton!

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Well Bond, you managed to deal with SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion) - your next task is to eliminate the CLOWNS (Cronies, Liars, Opportunists, Wasters and Numpties Society) - we think they are holed up in Downing St.....

[MPN11]

“Don’t look back, Ma’am, but I think there's a bomb on the floor just behind you … RUN!”

[treadigraph]

One is slightly puzzled Mr Bond... one always thought you looked rather like Sean Connery...

[cynicalint]

Bond, if this is a stunt to get a cap Com picture, one will have you in the tower before you can say "Shaken, not Stirred"!

[cynicalint]

Policeman tasked to push the long-handled poop-scoop behind the lackey for when he hears he has to jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft.

[fokker1000]

Large bunch of old sad gits here.. I'm sure you really think you're amusing.

Maybe in The Mess 20 years ago... Maybe. probably not.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Bond, who is this sad old git on my left? Looks like a Mess steward from 20 years ago. Three rows of buttons, indeed!"