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"... and remember, Mr Bond, this is a Meeting we're going to, not a Party. Now, where's my Dubonnet?"
After a huge mistake at MI6 involving a typo ....Bond was forced to apologise to the Queen after destroying the Sceptre and taking out several Beefeaters in the process!
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Mr Bond, I realise Hoskins has been a huge drain on RAF assets, but one does find his exploits amusing. Are you quite sure he needs to be eliminated...?
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Hungry? My middle son always recommends the Pizza Express at Woking if one is feeling peckish.
Back at MI6 HQ:
Bond "Well Q, I have inspected the Palace top to bottom and apart from a few fake dog poo microphones which I picked up and have in my jacket here for you to take a look at, the place is clean"
Q "Fake dog poo ??? ...why, they havent used that kind of thing for over 50 years!"
Bond "Ahhhhh ....know any good dry cleaners?"
Bond "Well Q, I have inspected the Palace top to bottom and apart from a few fake dog poo microphones which I picked up and have in my jacket here for you to take a look at, the place is clean"
Q "Fake dog poo ??? ...why, they havent used that kind of thing for over 50 years!"
Bond "Ahhhhh ....know any good dry cleaners?"
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Sean was the only true Bond, I will just pretend to ignore this poseur beside me
....the new Miss Moneypenny was surprisingly well respected...
My goal is to outlive the embarrassment that is Britain's Prime Minister, your goal is to make that happen....
In another BBC mix up......the interview with the Queen on her time as head of state has had to be cancelled...
..In other News....Jennie Bond has has entered the secret volcano and is hot on the trail of Spectre!
..In other News....Jennie Bond has has entered the secret volcano and is hot on the trail of Spectre!
You can call me 'M' Mr Bond,............... 'H.M.'
Bond appealed to the top of his Chain of Command and failed to be saved from a LowerBotomy that Gold Finger had attempted but now PC Regulations required for field agents in the Secret Service. James would soon be known as Jamie.
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HMQ thinks ... "I wish I could get shorter staff, they make one look so small."
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