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Bond thinks … “Don’t look at her bum. Eyes front, and watch out for Corgies and sh1t.”
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Ok I’ve got the black cap for the Judge, let’s go and drop it off before he passes sentence on Johnston for that damned party while I had to sit in Westminster all on my bloody own.
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Is that bulge your PPK or are you just happy to see me 007
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The bag? It’s for the black balls 007..
But we haven’t got any ma’am
We will have when you bring me Harry’s 007.
But we haven’t got any ma’am
We will have when you bring me Harry’s 007.
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That reminds me, I could kill for a Pink Gin right about now..
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Ohhh I see you’re having a guided school visit ma’am?
No, that’s just Andrews guests.
No, that’s just Andrews guests.
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Epstein is his name, and make it look like suicide Bond.
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Bloody Maxwell’s, you think they would have learnt a lesson after I had you shove the other one orf the back of his Yacht 007.
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“007, do I need this level of protection for Chelsea Flower Show?”
“Some of those Roses have sharp thorns, Ma’am. Can’t take chances at your age.”
“Some of those Roses have sharp thorns, Ma’am. Can’t take chances at your age.”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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There is a Meghanolamaniac on the planet, Mr Bond. Elimination please. And then deal with Putin. Then the little fat one in North Korea. Go to it....
Ah come with James and give my husband some driving lessons please....silly old fool never passed a test
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JB... I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter. .
TQ....At that height? Lower Please
JB... ( Barry White voice) ..I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter
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Come with me a Bond, I'm off to visit Andrew and give him the good news I'm removing the DOY honour but I'm giving him a whole country instead, as Duke of Stanley. After all he's still a hero down there.... .and he can live there...
Ok no more please, am off to have a consider to find a worthy successor
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JB... I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter. .
TQ....At that height? Lower Please
JB... ( Barry White voice) ..I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter
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Come with me a Bond, I'm off to visit Andrew and give him the good news I'm removing the DOY honour but I'm giving him a whole country instead, as Duke of Stanley. After all he's still a hero down there.... .and he can live there...
Ok no more please, am off to have a consider to find a worthy successor
..and the winner is MPN with topical...and yes I agree Roses are a dangerous vicious beast..
With a worthy runner up of fdr with
...the new Miss Moneypenny was surprisingly well respected...
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Too late entry: Mr Bond, I can ennoble you with the title "Duchess of Sussex" should you wish to identify as female. On the other hand, "Duke of York" could be up for grabs... if you get my drift...
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Well, thank you, Kiltrash!
Evaluate these little flowers, then ,,, I'm sure some replies will be rude.
Evaluate these little flowers, then ,,, I'm sure some replies will be rude.
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New four-ship display team on the display circuit "The China Dolls"...
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Hey, my friend on my right, we call her Maverick as she look like Tom Cruise!
Embarrassment all round as Ting Tong was forced to admit it was 'her' who left the toilet seat up...
(OK, I have started in the gutter...so things can only get better...
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(OK, I have started in the gutter...so things can only get better...
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