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Old 14th Jun 2022, 20:12
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You had a bird strike?

Da! Er, it was still in the nest...
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Old 14th Jun 2022, 21:27
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"When the loadmaster said he needed to punch out a log, he wasn't kidding!"
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Old 15th Jun 2022, 07:04
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Wish I hadn't done this job on the side before heading for Boscombe. Anyone got a contact at the ECHR?
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Play it again Sam...
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All this Russian around will get you nowhere.
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That's today's lesson completed. Tomorrow we'll look at the secondary effect of roll and the day after we'll look even sillier by combing roll and yaw in both directions.

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Old 15th Jun 2022, 15:11
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Time to call it

Many good entries but my favorite was one that took me back to the summer of 1979 and fond (?) memories of basic officer training,

OK Team! Our mission is to carry the wreckage back to base - we have been given four pine poles and twenty metres of parachord. Our twenty minutes start now!
BZ Wensleydale

The CAPCOM trophy is on the way via the tender mercies of the Fleet Mail Office



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Old 15th Jun 2022, 15:23
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I know it's too late but I was on the golf course however
It's a disaster Mr President. The aircraft was carrying 20.2m votes in your favour for the 2023 Election...

Ps Congrats Wensleydale ..
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 09:19
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Caption looking for a photo:

Blimey, some litter patrol you have round here. All I did was tap some fag ash out of the car window and I got machine gunned by an Apache...
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 10:16
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Caption looking for a photo:

Blimey, some litter patrol you have round here. All I did was tap some fag ash out of the car window and I got machine gunned by an Apache...

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Old 16th Jun 2022, 10:21
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thank you!

Try this for size....



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Old 16th Jun 2022, 10:35
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oooopppsss!
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 10:42
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Now let's see some bastard hog the overtaking lane.
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Great test result. But what’s the point?

The Admiralty won’t adopt a weapon you can’t put “across her bows.”
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I knew it was a bad sign when Hoskins started googling “sidewinder “.
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MAVERICK!!!!! ....which part of "the switches are differant on an F18 - so make sure you read the book" did you not understand?
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 11:54
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Unfortunately Thunderbird Six never made it into the TV series after a pre-filming whoopsie by its pilot, Wally Tracey...
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As Maverick performed yet another beat up, the Admiral put a rocket up his ar$e...
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Growling? the Admiral is positively livid..
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