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Old 29th Jun 2022, 09:06
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I think i'm coming down with a bad case on indigestion, I need to take a Wrennie or two
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 09:09
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The girls were rightly put out when told that they were to form the ships cheerleaders and to assemble on deck to get their pom poms
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 09:19
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Bombshells at the ready.
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I've always been a fan of twin 40s.
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It's OK Miss, we're all firing blanks.
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It's no good guys, they're only interested in Commander Air's big chopper.
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"Oh we've plenty of sun tan lotion and we'll be right down to help you apply it girls".
"Psst, Dave, get the gun oil out the tool kit".
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 10:04
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The girls thought they were auditioning to have a life preserver named after them, unaware that Mae West already had the gig.
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 10:15
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I'll make this brief.
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Good God, that's were the mess curtains went.
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 10:47
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I know, Ylva, I know. When they offered us a cruise on a ship full of young men dying to get their hands on something hot from Sweden, how were we supposed to know they meant their own Bofors guns?
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 11:09
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Hang on Girls...these aren't the pilots...... lets go and try another spot
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 11:24
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"Why do we have to wait till it's night for the mission to start?"
"No, silly, the gunner said he was having nocturnal emissions."
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 11:26
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No ladies....when we said get your flash gear on....
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 11:29
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Chief, its no good....I need to see the medic.

After 6 months at sea, even Hoskins and the rest of the stokers coming up for some fresh air are looking good!
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 11:47
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I feel peckish - let's order a takeout via that new app - wotsitcalled... Oh, yes UBoat!

Oooh, good idea, I could just fancy a torpedo!
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:01
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Held back under the 40 year rule pictured are 2 Para on ss Canberra heading to the Falklands...
Yes but why the girls?? If its a troop of Macho Macho Men..
Well it was requisition as a Hospital ship..
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:06
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I'd say she's a 36 calibre all day long.
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I'd slice 'er mainbrace.
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