Caption Competition Mk III
The MAIB later reported that the accident happened when the ship struck the Fasnet, Rocks, contributing factor was the Captain and Helmsman were ' distracted '. ..when there was a exercise to " Sink the red tomato "
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They say they've heard bad things about our ship, so have changed into their swimming kit, I thought the Moskva was the pride of our fleet Sir?
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If they flash another Moby Dick at us, I'll launch a Harpoon in their direction.
The Bosun was proud his gun crew had the shiniest breech block in the Fleet.....the gun crew spent long days under the hot Sun making it so.
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You’re starting to burn Daisy, if you want i'll rub some crabfat over you, I'll call one of the RAF chaps on board over to help.
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Later the Captain was summoned to see Admiral Numitz to explain why his ship has Washing, female, undergarments for the use off hanging from his radio Ariel. ..
Explained well sir you did send me to sea with 60% off the crew being Transexuals ..
Explained well sir you did send me to sea with 60% off the crew being Transexuals ..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I told him so I did, I said "we don't like it up 'em..."
You speak for yourself, Maisie Earnshaw, I like it up mine!
You speak for yourself, Maisie Earnshaw, I like it up mine!
Sharkey Bait!
Communication has broken down somewhere as the Captain ordered 8 escort vessels. The crew are also happy with the fresh baps that the galley ordered.
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The girl lay in the burning deck, her bits were all a quiver,
The boys stood on that burning deck, dreaming of what they’d give her.
The boys stood on that burning deck, dreaming of what they’d give her.
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“They said if we lie here we’d see some semen”
”Don’t you mean seaman?”
”No, it was definitely semen”
”Don’t you mean seaman?”
”No, it was definitely semen”
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