Caption Competition Mk III
Chinese voice...
No as we approach Taiwan the American satellites will report it's the Minsk on its sea trials. Then like in Chicago we press this button and the flight deck rotates to reveal the Fighters ..
No as we approach Taiwan the American satellites will report it's the Minsk on its sea trials. Then like in Chicago we press this button and the flight deck rotates to reveal the Fighters ..
LIV Golf struggles to find courses willing to host their tournament, till the 12mile limit is suggested, especially as the players don't need a local airport to get their private jets to.
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Why are those two ratings hitting each other with their 9-irons?
It's Golf War Syndrome sir.
It's Golf War Syndrome sir.
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This is all well and good but where's the 19th hole?
It's just over there on the USS Shiloh... We use an MH-60 as a taxi...
It's just over there on the USS Shiloh... We use an MH-60 as a taxi...
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Wildcat? No, we only operate a Lynx
Well no we are expecting a Premier League Football club.....and they all love their golf
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Well no we follow the Royal Yaght Britannina so when Andy fancies playing around we're here and ready..
but don't you know it's retired and parked up in Leith?
Yes well Scotland is the home* of golf.
* no matter what the cousins may say
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Well no we follow the Royal Yaght Britannina so when Andy fancies playing around we're here and ready..
but don't you know it's retired and parked up in Leith?
Yes well Scotland is the home* of golf.
* no matter what the cousins may say
Wayne Radar Riley voice
...and welcome you join me just as the 2 finalist are on the 18th green, the Captain has just tapped in leaving the Admiral with a tricky 5 footer ( also known as a Denis Wise ) to win the hole, match, tournament and bragging rights....AND THE CAPTAIN HAS CONCEADED IT...
...and welcome you join me just as the 2 finalist are on the 18th green, the Captain has just tapped in leaving the Admiral with a tricky 5 footer ( also known as a Denis Wise ) to win the hole, match, tournament and bragging rights....AND THE CAPTAIN HAS CONCEADED IT...
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That's one helluva water hazard, Captain...
The new Blofeld yachts primary function was cleverly disguised as a floating casino and golf course . The subterfuge might have worked but for the delays in launching due to the ice cream machines in the galley not functioning due to a nasty version of the stuxnet virus that would not let the ice cream machines work past breakfast time . A simple repairman and recently retired RN commander spotted the ships disguise while attempting to fix the chocolate twisty infusion device in the ice cream parlour /armoury .
Having checked the order the Captain discovered the dock workers has not used Battleship Grey paint as requested. Knew we should have not trusted to the cheapest bid...Trotters Painters..of New York, Paris, Peckham.
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I was thinking about how best to reduce the visibility of our fleet and at the same time examining demands by the green-lobby to make the Navy more ecologically sound, when it suddenly occurred to me how to meet both considerations...