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Old 18th Aug 2022, 15:37
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Old 18th Aug 2022, 16:09
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"I wish you wouldn't use the command, 'Ball! Fetch!'"
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Old 18th Aug 2022, 16:49
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During their first (and last) display at Crufts the Defence Animal Training Regiment were keen to show off Rocky jumping through multiple rings.
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Hoskins was looking a bit "flat", so Bouncer was ready to pump him up.
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Old 19th Aug 2022, 06:40
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Dog....What's that twit doing???
Guard...I think it's the breast stroke, pity about the flash drought.
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At the baseball pitch Hoskins was told by the coach to ' cover all the bases '
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North, South, East and West ...it's all the same to him.
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When you said you were putting me down for an Alsatian meal, I thought you meant beer and sauerkraut.
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White and male?......of course there is still a recruitment channel still open you.....Dog Toy!
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Go ahead and spin Hoskins again to see who's next.
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And finally remember: if you are stopped by a military policeman with a dog, you show your ID to the dog!
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Why does that MP have a dog with him?

He likes hanging out with intellectuals.
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Old 19th Aug 2022, 11:48
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Yes officer, that's the man who bit me...

(Man jailed for biting police dog...)
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Old 19th Aug 2022, 12:22
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Oh **** Rocky, I said jump not rump!
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OK, for a small fee I told you I would help with your stop & search demonstration.

You told me that I had to assume the position and then I would be frisked.

Why are there so many paying customers watching and did I hear you right when you said your dog’s name was Fritz because it sounded very much like Frisk!
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Hoskins, your 5 years too early. The planning permission for iFly has only just gone in...
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Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately the dog track hare has gone U/S but we have managed to attach Scroggins to the cable, so racing will resume shortly…

Scroggins… WTF?…
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Please do not worry Gentlemen, all our dogs are trained in the skills of Halal.
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Him? A terrorist? ? Oh no a much worse crime, he's a white male applicant to the RAF.
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In this country this is how we deal with striking train* Drivers ...
* substitute your own personal choice of striker
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