Caption Competition Mk III

[cynicalint]

The shipwrights mistake on the rigging plans led to a three-masted, square-rigged, ocean-going goat-phuck of a disaster; however, it was an inspiration to brothers Orvil and Wilbur.

[Confusious]

Quick son look, I've just completed my first ever full size model kit.

Dad, HMS Victory looks nothing like it does on the box.

Well, there aren't any parts left.

[Confusious]

[Confusious]

Wrong with it, I'll tell you what's bloody wrong with it...It's got no nav lights!

[Confusious]

Michael Barrymore welcoming the first guests aboard yelling "top, middle or bottom" and "what is a hot spot not?".

[Kiltrash]

Well it's also for quick drying the passengers washing

[Kiltrash]

Wings? You can never have too many wings, .....Drumsticks, well that's a different matter.

[Kiltrash]

Knew it was a mistake allowing Sharkey-Ward to be in charge of the RAF's post war development

[Kiltrash]

Well I got the idea when I was flying Rubber Dog Sh!t out of Hong Kong. .. The sailings junks were a sight to see in Kawloon Bay

[Buster Hyman]

Mallory? Are you sure this is what you meant?

[Kiltrash]

Well I got the idea to place these atop the Arizona Memorial in Pearl from the Sydney Opera House.
However Prince Charles said somthing about a
' Carbuncle '

[Kiltrash]

It's like the Forth Bridge...
What, a magnificent piece of Victorian Engineering? ?
No when you have finished painting it you got to start all over again.

[treadigraph]

"I covered the wings with material from my wife's favourite dress."
"That's a hell of a lot of material..."
"She's a hell of a lot of woman..."

[Chu Chu]

Benito had to be let go from the project. He kept stealing struts and tying them together.

[622]

Well, it goes further than HMS PoW ......

[ACW599]

It came to light recently that Erno Goldfinger, the Modernist architect responsible for iconic buildings such as Trellick Tower and Carradale House, had a sideline in aircraft design.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

What happens when you give a rigger a pencil and a drafting table.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

OK, take off checks complete. Number One, phone the Flight Engineer and request full power please.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It looks the way it does because at flying speed, it's generating so much drag it actually goes backwards.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Sopwith's explanation was that, once you've built several thousand 1 1/2 Strutters, you've got to find something to do with all those left over 1/2 struts.