Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

Dear Albert Speer, thank you for the thousand rounds of artillery shells, one of which we have here, would it be possible to get a gun to fire them?

[fitliker]

In the harsh years before the build lilli doll , men had to use all of their imagination with roundish thingies .

[Buster Hyman]

Russian ammunition storage was inspired by an unlikely source…

[cynicalint]

The Germans take playing Russian Pass-the-Parcel very seriously!

[cynicalint]

Anne Summers gets retro inspiration for her new 'Bullet!

[fitliker]

The best way to check if the ammo is live is using the dunt test , bang it hard enough on your helmet or bulkhead if your on a ship , to make a loud “ dunt “ noise . If it doesn’t go bang. Likely it is inert and probably just a training round or you did not make a loud enough DUNT you ****. If it goes bang you do not have to worry if the correct paint codes were used or some colour blind person Yop got the paint mixed up .

[Kiltrash]

You call that a bomb? Try this for size Fritz, ....said Barnes Wallis.

[Kiltrash]

Howzaat! !

[Kiltrash]

Oh well caught Hans, now don't drop it, clearly it's a Ground Burst model

[Kiltrash]

Sgt Wilson type was most surprised that one of Cpl Jones suggestions actually worked. ..

[treadigraph]

Private Gustav Fawkes expands on his plan to destroy his unit's scheissenhausen as a protest against the lot of the common soldier.

[Buster Hyman]

...and that's where the idea for the Quarter Pounder with Cheese came from.

[treadigraph]

Schmitt! You are the cook house orderly! That is not what is required when shelling peas!

[Dan Gerous]

I haff a cunning plan. Ve stick some Carlsberg and Heineken labels on ze shells and ze englanders vill velcome vith open arms, ja?

[Kiltrash]

Having used his metal detection device, Fritz was most suprised it was not a hand grenade he discovered

[Kiltrash]

Colonels letter to the widow telling her that her husband, and 3 friends, all died. It was something they picked up on active duty

[Kiltrash]

One of Sharkey-Ward (snr) air strikes, claimed 4 kills making him a WW2 ace. However photo evidence later drew doubt on his claims

[SLXOwft]

I don't know about the enemy but he Gefreiter-ns me!

[Chu Chu]

This one seems to have become inert. so I'll call it in a few hours.

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

This one seems to have become inert.

Said Franz about the gas in his giant fag lighter.