Caption Competition Mk III
Why is this bridge so small?
Because it is a submarine, you Glorious Leader.
Why do we have submarines?
We do not dive away as cowards in face of the enemy!
No sir, we don’t do that!
(whispering; anymore, since we have to do our own maintenance)
Because it is a submarine, you Glorious Leader.
Why do we have submarines?
We do not dive away as cowards in face of the enemy!
No sir, we don’t do that!
(whispering; anymore, since we have to do our own maintenance)
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Look, that man has catch fish … I hungry … chase him NOW!
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“Look … arm torpedo things … that looks like Wiggy …”
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“Hey, you, big Grouper fish … come here and kiss Great Leader.”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Tell that shark I want my left arm back... NOW!
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In the Navy, come on, protect the motherrand, in the Navy... You! Shaddap or I give you my YMCA...
On recognising the possible collision with the approaching oil tanker, Kim Jong-un's choice of the brown corduroy trousers proved well suited to the day.
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On assuming command, Glorious Leader's shouted helm commands of "Go that way!" were so confusing to the helmsman below that the appropriate commands were surreptitiously passed down by the Watch Officer on pieces of paper through the open window.
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I thought we go out for American-style sandwich, not a bloody sail around the harbour...
"Rook at my Generals! They all got notepads and prenty medals! Why you not got?"
(Thinks) "we no need list, we already got list to port from this fat slug".
(Aloud) "Grorious Reader, the medals make our compass go round in circles."
(Thinks) "we no need list, we already got list to port from this fat slug".
(Aloud) "Grorious Reader, the medals make our compass go round in circles."
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We all live on the yerrow submarine.... 'Ere! Why it painted green?
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Eenie meenie minie mo...
Careful o Glorious One, even we have laws to prevent giving offence....
Careful o Glorious One, even we have laws to prevent giving offence....
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“Look at that procession … I want one like that”
Lackey thinks … “You have to be dead first. We can always hope …”
Lackey thinks … “You have to be dead first. We can always hope …”