Caption Competition Mk III
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I think I go back to mortaring my Generals, this torpedoing my Admirals is much to difficult.
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Just one pong Captain…
It’s ping beloved Leader…
You treat me as fool, I know Ping Pong, I play with beloved Sister…
You are fired, or will be as soon as you report to the torpedo room..
It’s ping beloved Leader…
You treat me as fool, I know Ping Pong, I play with beloved Sister…
You are fired, or will be as soon as you report to the torpedo room..
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I know all navy terms…You there, swab those dicks, I want them salty clean,
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Normandy!….. Fukc we’re late…
"You sure this aeroplane taking me to meet Putin in Kazakhstan? That look like Jerkoffistan over there! And anyway, why this plane taking so long to make fry?"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Up periscope! Oooooooooooohhhhh Matron!
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Oooh, thank you Buster. My week in Jamaica had clearly improved my performance!
Have at this one ... I guess there's a Military connection lurking there ...
Have at this one ... I guess there's a Military connection lurking there ...
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Look, there is no hair on my palms.
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You don't perchance know of a decent carpet fitter do you?
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I must admit, having my photo attached to my turban so the peasants could see me was not a smart move.
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Let us hope the gullible public do not notice both of our shadows go in different directions.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Political Asylum? Well now, I'm not sure...
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I am sorry we could not display your Countries flag next to ours, but as soon as we located one, the Ukrainians, either set fire to it, tore it in half or urinated on it.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You ask where is your flag... we aren't sure whether the RF still has one.
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Do you know what the Americans call us? IRAN....... Inspect, Repair As Necessary..
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It's OK, my people will edit out the table...