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Gnome de PPRuNe
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It's OK, my people will edit in the table...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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So Mr Takeout, I'm sorry, Mr Putin, how can I be of help?
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No, No, it is not about Covid at all President Putin, our advisers suggested the distance apart to avoid any possible blast injuries to ones self
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With this hand I wipe the excrement off my bottom, so it was perfectly acceptable to shake your hand with it Mr Putin
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So in return for our drones you will supply us with your best equipment yes? Good, we will require HIMARS from you.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You need aircraft? I've got around 40 F-14 Tomcats you can buy. I rather thought you'd be asking for tanks...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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The honourable exit is that way. Don't worry about the step down, it looks higher than it really is.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You want advice Mr Putin? You have a large credibility gap. Buy longer trousers and keep your socks covered up...
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So you want to rent my Republican Guard?
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Remember Mr Putin, in our past we have had a long war with Iraq, who operated inferior equipment similar to what you have.... ohh wait a minute, did you sell it to them?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You won't catch ME riding around on a horse shirtless and displaying my sagging tits...
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And as you saw from our prospectus Mr Putin, this house will suit your needs, it is large, has room for your security staff and more importantly, no windows.
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I hear you have an excess of gas Mr Putin, I will instruct my servant to bring you a couple of Rennie.
