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Do not worry, we are a country of sand, there will be no falling off the back of your yacht here.
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And living here you can have many wives and goats..... goats drrooooolll..... sorry, where were we Mr Putin.
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There will be no riding a white stallion topless here Mr Putin, we are all camel jockeys.
Evertonian
"No, we've had no problem with North Korean weapons. Having said that, their AA guns don't shoot up, only straight & level...odd that..."
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And as you can see, in my country we have no windows and no need for curtains, so we wear them instead.
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You and your upper echelon will fit in right at home here, were did you think Ali Babba and the forty thieves originated?
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Well, as this has gone slow,
I shall call tomorrow (Friday).
Please have fresh ammunition available!
I shall call tomorrow (Friday).
Please have fresh ammunition available!
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God I hate doctors waiting rooms..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Those Tomcats I offered you. I'll swap them for a decent carpet...
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I’m here for my piles, what about you?
With twelve no shows, I'm not sure how we can proceed with item number one on the agenda which is to vote in the president of our new alliance. Tell me Mr. Putin, how did you manage to achieve 137% of the votes when you were elected?
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It must be bad Vlad, if I am the only country to turn up to your proposed peace deal.
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Gas and oil we have an abundance of, Mr Putin. Alcohol however... he asked him knowingly, know what I mean, nudge nudge, grin grin, Schnapps Schnapps, drink drink...
Vodka?
Anything...
Vodka?
Anything...
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Girls...Girls...you want girls? what is wrong with the complimentary goat we left in your VIP suite?