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Old 16th Sep 2022, 17:20
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Oh, decisions, decisions ... to invade or not?

Horrible mentions to the following ...

Treadigraph, who had my caption in mind:
It's OK, my people will edit in the table...
Nutloose:
God I hate doctors waiting rooms..
Nutloose again:
So you want to rent my Republican Guard?
But ... the new holder of the CST, once it makes its way though the 24h queue for the late HMQ's Lying in State is ...
622.
So, neither of us have any where to go on Monday then.....
God Save The King.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 09:52
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We apologise for the break in the Competition.
PM sent to 622

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 11:44
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He’s probably watching the repeat of the repeat of the repeats of the funeral.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 12:38
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
He’s probably watching the repeat of the repeat of the repeats of the funeral.
Just like your captions...
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 13:19
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You mean the ones you copy?

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Old 17th Sep 2022, 13:31
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Fear not I am here....

Many thanks for the award......lets move on to this.

What has Doris just said?.....


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Old 17th Sep 2022, 13:33
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Is this Ryan Air dear?
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 13:58
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He must have farted again!
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 14:27
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"Exactly what is that stewardess doing to your lap, Dear?"

- Ed
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 15:13
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Wish I had listened to my mother.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 15:56
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"...and one day, a woman will be the pilot!"
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 16:39
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“No, dear, you know I don’t do oral.”
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 16:41
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“Honey, this Safety Leaflet is hilarious!”
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 16:45
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He's laughing in his sleep, hope he doesn't have his other type of dream.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 16:57
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Maybe I should have charge those children more than a shilling for trying to get the ball in the laughing clowns mouth.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 16:58
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What a state to be lying in, let’s hope the BBC does not find out, we will have reruns of it on TV for weeks.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 17:00
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That’ll teach the bastard behind me to stick his knees in my seat back.
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Her ... "I'm glad we can still have a cigarette after that. I hope they don't change the rules."
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 17:04
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He's getting on really well with that tart behind me. I'll just pop this wee tablet in his tea.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 17:06
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
You mean the ones you copy?

That's rich! Considering the last comp! #13346
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