Caption Competition Mk III

[andytug]

"Hello. Mummy used to spend time getting to know her Prime Ministers, but I suggest we skip that bit as there's not much point, is there?"

[Kiltrash]

Your predecessor did promise to built 30 new Hospitals in 10 years. So I'm free next week to open them. ...

[Kiltrash]

Like you i'm just a figure head with no real power, orchestrated by faceless minions....shall we run away together??

[Kiltrash]

So did the Def Sec say there was no point you writing a Letter of Last Resort, or did he say to just leave Mr Johnson's in the safe??

[sangiovese.]

Have you met my gender transitioning equerry?

[Big Pistons Forever]

I won't stand too close as I see you have a bad case of COVID (Conservative Opinion Violently in Disagreement)

[Kiltrash]

Don't worry Prime Minister, I hear Nutloose does not let the Cap Comp go on too long, so he will be along soon to put you out your misery. ( if your still PM tomorrow )

[Kiltrash]

Why yes I did read the Sunday papers this morning. ...don't believe everytime you see in the broadsheets....
Yes Ms Raymer please can you form a Government on Tuesday... ( I always thought she was a red head )

[Confusious]

Is it true that you've had sex with all your cabinet ministers?

Are you insinuating that I'm gay?

[Confusious]

I'm really looking forward to your coronation.

Thank you dear, I'm sure that it'll be televised on all channels.

[Kiltrash]

I'm sorry Prime Minister, however Angus has brought urgent news from London,
Oh what is it??
Its a large city in the south of England, but that's not important right now, it appears that your 1922 committee have changed the locks at No 10 Downing Street...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well at least we have something in common, neither of us seem to be much liked by the British people…..

[cavuman1]

"Damn!"' exclaimed the Prime Minister as she pitched forward. "That silly dress-wearing man tripped me up just as I was about to meet the King!"

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

"So, you've come to collect the Capcomp trophy for Buster - that's it on the stand in the corner. Not the stand, just the empty Foster's can on the top."

[Self loading bear]

Your Highness may I be so bold to congratulate you with your career move?

Of course, how bold you want to be?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hey, mind the carpet....I've just got all the dog hairs out of it.

[Kiltrash]

KC3...
​​​​​I'm pleased to meet you, I hear your to collect my late mothers old clothes and donate anonymously for charity.
LT..
The least i can do...( however thinks )
There must be something I can have to keep me warm on the cold nights, in the Blackfriars underpass...

[Kiltrash]

Thank you for being so honest and frank Prime Minister, so everything's cushty in the country, did you know mummy did say your predecessor was a lying toe rag and could not believe anything he said...I looks like we will have a long and successful time together.

[Kiltrash]

Angus ... I want to know how some public riff raff on a tour of Balmoral managed to access the State Apartments ....and check the monogramed ashtrays are still accounted for

[Kiltrash]

Thank you for comming, Angus will show you out, oh one last thing, do you have Mr Johnson's number please? I have a couple of calls to make.