Caption Competition Mk III
Liz in her Kamikwazi get up
If I joined the RN what rank would I start at
Well 3 weeks ago I would have said Cmdre
2 weeks ago Commander
Last week, Leading Seaman
Today you would be lucky to be considered a very Ordinary Seaman…
Well 3 weeks ago I would have said Cmdre
2 weeks ago Commander
Last week, Leading Seaman
Today you would be lucky to be considered a very Ordinary Seaman…
After the Prince of Wales had been towed back to Rosyth for repairs the Captain felt it could not get any worse, then he opened a signal from Headquarters that the PM was comming for a photo shoot....
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As the crew says you have well and truly screwed them in the last 44 days, they intend to return the favour and put you in the barrel.
Why the enigmatic smile ma'am ?
Just thinking about the strike package that is on the way to a certain resort in the DR !
Just thinking about the strike package that is on the way to a certain resort in the DR !
Why the enigmatic smile ma'am ?
I was thinking about the words in that enigmatic speech " I had a dream" ....
I was thinking about the words in that enigmatic speech " I had a dream" ....
Ma'am you need to return immediately to London...
To London what is it??
Its a large city in the South of England but that's not important right now, you have to announce your intention to run for PM. You need to save us from another Boris term as Leader..
To London what is it??
Its a large city in the South of England but that's not important right now, you have to announce your intention to run for PM. You need to save us from another Boris term as Leader..
After the photo shoot the PM turned round and headed towards her chopper back to the mainland. Without realising that Kwasi had put a post it note on her bum.. " .KICK HERE "...
When Liz got back home her husband said...
..and how was your day dear ??
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What's for dinner??
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Tbank God your home, the dishes / Ironing / hoovering have built up the last 6 weeks
..and how was your day dear ??
or
What's for dinner??
or
Tbank God your home, the dishes / Ironing / hoovering have built up the last 6 weeks
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I'll have to call this now folks, so ...
3rd is Cavuman with.. It turned out that Liz was an Eddie The Eagle Wannabe all along.
2nd goes to Nutloose with... I’m here to take part in the Keel Hauling Ceremony, whatever that is..
1st place goes to Wensleydale with... "No! I said that we needed a new photograph for the "Armed Forces Relief Trust"!
Unfortunately you'll have to wait a while for the trophy to be delivered, as the delivery drivers turn to be PM is due soon.
3rd is Cavuman with.. It turned out that Liz was an Eddie The Eagle Wannabe all along.
2nd goes to Nutloose with... I’m here to take part in the Keel Hauling Ceremony, whatever that is..
1st place goes to Wensleydale with... "No! I said that we needed a new photograph for the "Armed Forces Relief Trust"!
Unfortunately you'll have to wait a while for the trophy to be delivered, as the delivery drivers turn to be PM is due soon.
