Caption Competition Mk III
In a cunning plan, Captain Mainwaring takes up Jones plan so feed the local seagulls copious amount of **** inducing seed laced with caster oil....
Pvt Walker sees it as a chance to sell the German tank commanders Black Market umbrellas
Pvt Walker sees it as a chance to sell the German tank commanders Black Market umbrellas
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Are you sure these umbrellas will protect us from Ukrainian drones ?
Russian Commander:
What on earth are you guys doing ?
Tank Crew
Putin on the Ritz....
What on earth are you guys doing ?
Tank Crew
Putin on the Ritz....
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At zis rate we won't have any dry towels left to leave on zer sunloungers....
Men of a certain age taking their hobby for a spin in the country one sunny Sunday afternoon. The ' boy racers ' also picked the same time to drive through the village of Bovingdon. .and we can guess who came off the worse
Following the demise of the Fiesta enthusiasts take their protest to Ford HQ in Germany .... enlist the help of their friends in Lada. ... well it is known as a real tank....
Hoskinski where did you get these bright shiney examples of our modern engineering from?
From store just up the road, if was a btgof deal, Sir.
Btgof deal?
Yes Sir, buy two get one free, but I choose this model, we also got two free umbrellas as well.
From store just up the road, if was a btgof deal, Sir.
Btgof deal?
Yes Sir, buy two get one free, but I choose this model, we also got two free umbrellas as well.
Hoskinski where did you get these bright shiney examples of our modern engraining from?
From store just up the road, Sir.
Why do we have these two behind us?
The second one has the spanners to fix this one!
And the third?
That’s for our clothes unfortunately I could only get White Long Johns, still might need those, enough for the whole crew!
From store just up the road, Sir.
Why do we have these two behind us?
The second one has the spanners to fix this one!
And the third?
That’s for our clothes unfortunately I could only get White Long Johns, still might need those, enough for the whole crew!
Hoskinski where did you get these bright shiney examples of our modern engraining from?
From store just up the road, Sir.
How much?
I bartered 10 washing m/cs, Sir
10 !! That’s my Pension.
From store just up the road, Sir.
How much?
I bartered 10 washing m/cs, Sir
10 !! That’s my Pension.
Evertonian
"Oi! Why are you two sitting up there in the rain?"
"Err, we can't fit through the turret opening Sarge"
"Battle of the Bulge eh?"
"Err, we can't fit through the turret opening Sarge"
"Battle of the Bulge eh?"