Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
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'Ere Bert, this is a bit like poking your missus...
Yeah... WHAT?!!!!!!!
Yeah... WHAT?!!!!!!!
The dunt test my son is just as simple as you are . Give a big dunt , if it doesn’t go bang and leave you looking like a giant splooge stain . It hasn’t been fused set yet , and you should fuse it as per instructions
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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“BANG!……Heh, heh, heh!”
“Fred, stop it, you b@&tard!”
“Fred, stop it, you b@&tard!”
At first I did not understand / get the reference to the Polish Police chief...then it appears on the BBC website...at least we have a alibi as the interweb has not been invented yet..
In real life we ' found ' a box of WD Hand Granades issued to me Grandad when we cleared his effects in 1980. Fortunately we knew the local Police Sargent...not in a official capacity you understand, and told him and he sent the Bomb Disposal squad from the local barracks and they floated the devices out onto the Firth of Forth and blew them up. . We were invited to view from a safe distance. It made the Evening News Paper ...
Moral is...don't mess with what you don't understand...
Moral is...don't mess with what you don't understand...
Back in civvy street I'm a brickie, so the corporal in the depot said, laying mortars 'll be just up you street. Real comedian, the bar steward!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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"I wish those Boffins would invent something I understand."
