Caption Competition Mk III
New research shows that the majority of armored crew member casualties are caused by spalling and ricochets. This revised design permits AT rounds to pass harmlessly through the vehicle skin.
It's called the "Putin":
Why ?
Because it is full of hot air, needs to be carried everywhere, serves no useful purpose and can't win any battles
Why ?
Because it is full of hot air, needs to be carried everywhere, serves no useful purpose and can't win any battles
The stores about the corrupt Russian armaments' industry are not true ! Look at what Russian industry can provide for only 80 million rubles !
Normally the troops follow in the tank tracks through the minefield....however command insist a tank is more valuable that 4 squaddies....It's all about the numbers explained General Haig...
...and when we fire this thing a flag pops out the barrel with BANG written in it...they don't like it up-em...
Well done Jonesy...see Wilson he thinks of everything...said the Captain
Well done Jonesy...see Wilson he thinks of everything...said the Captain
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We ordered them in especially to counter their S-300 inflatable missile system
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It says on the wheel, inflate to gas mark 8
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These new barrage balloons will scare the bejesus out of them
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Mr Mainwaring, I think Godfrey says he needs to be excused, he said something about a leak.
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I think BAe have misread the specifications we sent in, a light tank it is, but it's totally useless
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Are you sure this is what Monty of El Alamein wanted and not Monty of Python?