Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

The LRDG descided this MUST be a mirage so skirted round on their attack on Tripoli...Captain Paddy never knew...🍺

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Treaders weekly beer supplies is ready for his pick up...

While that's my cider for the week sorted out. Beer? Oh, there's a keg at the back somewhere...

[Kiltrash]

Due to global warming, Kent Hop Houses are burried underground to maintain a even temperature...yes but why are the barrels stored in the sun??
Well no one wants to drink cold ale??
(. Anyone in CAMRA knows what I mean...don't you Treaders ?? )

[Kiltrash]

Ok...last one for tonight...
In Zummerzet the over production of Cider is laid out for a free pick up.... Treaders was last seen on the A303 at 100 MPH in his Reliant Robin..

[Dan Gerous]

...and get a bottle of sherry for the ladies.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Ok...last one for tonight...
In Zummerzet the over production of Cider is laid out for a free pick up.... Treaders was last seen on the A303 at 100 MPH in his Reliant Robin..

Treaders Independent Trading... Paris, New York and mainly Croydon.

[Confusious]

"Which part of we need more firkin ammo confused you?"

[Ascend Charlie]

The Fakar-wi tribe member from Supplies who read the smoke signal from HQ tepee was dyslexic, and sent rum barrels instead of gun barrels.

[treadigraph]

Apparently Chiefy asked Reed Employment for 50 fitters and they sent 50 coopers...

[Kiltrash]

In Stalag Luft 4 the prisoners descided it was safer to be friends with the guards, instead of all this mucking about with dangerous trying to escape malarky.....till one day the troops accidentally left the front gate wide open and the Tommy's just walked out....just as the beer harvest came in ..And you thought the Germans were daft 😊

[Kiltrash]

Trying to reinvent the wheel, Cpl Brittas suggested making the barrels all square. Saves then rolling about and get more in a confined space .

[Kiltrash]

Greta finally got the US Navy to agree that Warships would store the crews urine till return to port for processing instead of dumping it over the side. ...however due to a lack of storage capacity the waste Uranium Fuel rods had to wait their turn in the recycling plant

[Kiltrash]

Mythbusters checked out the old Myth about shooting fish in a barrel....now all we need are 50t of Haddock.

[Confusious]

Ooh, look over there, I can see Private Kiltrash putting a caption in every barrel. Will he fill each one before Sergeant Wensleydale calls time on him?

[Hydromet]

"Tonnes of explosives, Hoskins tonnes, not tuns...oh, never mind"

[cynicalint]

I'm sure I asked for large calibre barrels, not large barrels of Kaliber!

[Chu Chu]

Warned to expect evacuation, Hoskins transferred the motor pool to barrels.

[Chu Chu]

The unit lacked heavy weapons, but was well equipped to stave off an attack.

[Ascend Charlie]

The concrete for the new runway hadn't been poured yet, but they were ready for the helicopter pilots. Just don't land near the tents, please...

[Chu Chu]

I gave good news and bad news, Sir. I found the beer barrels we need for the pontoon bridge, but they’re full.

And the bad news is . . . ?