Caption Competition Mk III
It was only after delivery to the pub was it discovered the beer ( Watneys Red ) had been drained and replaced with Supermarket own brand lo alcohol.
( Nod to the Amazon switched hi value items for dog food )
( Nod to the Amazon switched hi value items for dog food )
The RSM on asking for the supply of .303 British, was advised, "priorities, laddie..." by the quartermaster...
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Anyone seen a bunch of Dwarves and a Hobbit?
Shame on you... they are People of Limited Stature.
Shame on you... they are People of Limited Stature.
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I don't know how agressive this Goliath is, but if his worry beads are anything to go by, he is huge.
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Ok, we're ready, any idea what time the Jamaican drum band are due to arrive?..
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As requested, 250 barrels of Beer for the troops and one barrel of Port for the mess...
Good, which barrel has the Port in it?
Ermm....... Ah.
Good, which barrel has the Port in it?
Ermm....... Ah.
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Jamaica Rum?
Naa mate, we bought it.
Naa mate, we bought it.
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Which part of we need to rebarrel the artillery didn't you understand?
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Smithers, this gunpowder is wet.
Well it would be Sir, that's the beer.
Well it would be Sir, that's the beer.
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Look, you were the one that ordered a yard of ale, so a yard of ale you got..
Now if you don't mind getting it all shifted Sir, I am expecting in a yard of rope.
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ISSUE IT!!!!!
Good God man, we just got it here, you do not realise the trouble we had in shipping it all here, why the paperwork alone was horrendous.
If I issue it to you, we will have to repeat the process all over again, and once the word gets out we are issueing items it will be pandamonium as everyone will want stuff, I just wish some of you would understand the stress we storemen operate under. I sometimes think you believe we are here simply to pander to your needs..
Good God man, we just got it here, you do not realise the trouble we had in shipping it all here, why the paperwork alone was horrendous.
If I issue it to you, we will have to repeat the process all over again, and once the word gets out we are issueing items it will be pandamonium as everyone will want stuff, I just wish some of you would understand the stress we storemen operate under. I sometimes think you believe we are here simply to pander to your needs..
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They're like giant fortune cookies, except they contain Kiltrashes entries.