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From the top if the steps...Call the planning department, they loaded 10000 Marks and Spencer sandwiches to ' Buy on Board ' I mean have you ever seen a sheep trying to
1/ open a packed sandwich??
or
2/ pay by credit card.??
1/ open a packed sandwich??
or
2/ pay by credit card.??
Finally those flying gloves with velcro on the palms will come in quite handy...
"Paging passenger Sean Lamb... Sean Lamb? Anyone? Anyone?"
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That's the last time I board through RyanAir's check in, it feels like they've had the coat of my back with all those extra charges.
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I thought you said we'd meet a famous footballer, not Alan the Shearer.
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People laughed at Monty Python's "Flying Sheep" sketch - but they underestimated just how clever Harold the Sheep really was...
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Dolly (indignantly): "This is an American-built Boeing 747. Why aren't we flying on an East German airliner?"
Flossy (resignedly): "Because the Baade 152 was a really baaad design..."
Flossy (resignedly): "Because the Baade 152 was a really baaad design..."
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"Yes, it obviously works...ring Michael O'Leary and let him know!"
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We found the rules rearding livestock import into the EU was prohibitive, so strapping them in as passengers we get around it.
[QUOTE=Buster Hyman;11036481]"Well, it was all the Taliban asked for..."[/
The fine print did not specify if the 72 virgins had to be male or female or what species . The devil is in the details .
Technically speaking the sheep have already been sheared once so the next fleece is not considered virgin wool .
The fine print did not specify if the 72 virgins had to be male or female or what species . The devil is in the details .
Technically speaking the sheep have already been sheared once so the next fleece is not considered virgin wool .
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If you weren't from cowtown i'd be worried 