Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

When it all calms down at home, can I claim Political Asylum in your country? ...said Rishi.

[Kiltrash]

Don't think much of the in flight catering...
well have you never flown Ryanair??

[Kiltrash]

Thank you for introducing me to PPRuNe...Your expert's advice and insite will help us defeat Putin.

[sealo0]

Was it really that small!

[Copenhagen]

And the winner is Dan Gerous with….

Hah hah hah hah, but no seriously... give me fighter aircraft or I push you out the back.

dan your turn to enlighten us.

[NutLoose]

Well done Copenhagen, I’ve pm’d him as well as winners sometimes miss that they have won and Kiltrash gets withdrawn symptoms.

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks Copenhagen, and Nutty for the pm.

Let's see what the collective wit can come up with for this one.

[Wensleydale]

"A SPARE AM I?"

[Kiltrash]

A crew of two you say? ... is this classed as over manning..??

[Kiltrash]

Sorry lads, you have all been sent to Coventry

[Kiltrash]

The BOI later said the accident was caused when the crew got off and forgot to set the Autopilot

[Kiltrash]

Marty finally realised what Doc meant when he said where were going we don't need no runway.

[Ascend Charlie]

"I said I want my privacy! Don't look at me!....ohh..they aren't looking at me..."

[treadigraph]

Collective bargaining, eh? If you lot don't clear the runway in seconds flat, I'll...

[Buster Hyman]

This stealth mode is awesome! They’ve no idea that we’re here!

[Buster Hyman]

Everyone got tired of hearing about Harry’s big Chopper.

[treadigraph]

Well, now you know who wears the Night Vision Goggles in my marriage...

[Confusious]

It's time to add artificial engine noise to our electric helicopter fleet.

[Buster Hyman]

“Okay, I’ll just wait for the runway to clear”
”Tarmac”
”Err, you’re welcome, but don’t call me Mack!”

[treadigraph]

"I hear with my little ear something beginning with A..."