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Workshop? This is my kitchen!
I see the May Day parade spoofs are coming along nicely!
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Right, somewhere in here there is a 1mm grub screw - without it all is lost...
That'll buff out.
- Ed
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The UK food hygiene inspectors were later asked to explain their 5* assessment... Well you see there was this this brown unmarked envelope with my £5000 stuffed in it
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Delboy painters were employed to smarten up our take away
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Delboy painters were employed to smarten up our take away
Helluva difference when you have a red knob...Syphilis / Blowjob or just a safety valve .😊
It's a Sunday dinner after a stiff Malt and 2 G&T's so can't be bothered looking up the correct spelling of a sexually transmitted disease. ...cummon Liverpool.
It's a Sunday dinner after a stiff Malt and 2 G&T's so can't be bothered looking up the correct spelling of a sexually transmitted disease. ...cummon Liverpool.
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Will the last UTD fan leaving the away end please turn out the lights....( 66 min) ...
Sorry that was a WhatsApp that was meant to go to my son...a Man U fan 😊 . So Chu Chu please ignore..
Sorry that was a WhatsApp that was meant to go to my son...a Man U fan 😊 . So Chu Chu please ignore..
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Da, it fools the Americans, the Generalissimo Suvorov may look like a modern sophisticated hunter killer submarine on the outside but it’s like lipstick on a pig, same old Russian crap in the Torpedo room.
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And this is where we store Putins sh*t while on foreign visits, and as you can see he is full of it.
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And as you can see, we Russians move with the modern times, we have gone green, even though it took several pails of lead paint to achieve it.
“Haha, yes, very good question! This is what we call ‘the final solution’. Just give that red stopcock there a twist…
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Every Russian destroyer needs a Vodka still.