Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Well that's Tom buggered. We'll have to rely on Dick and Harry...
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Well I now understand why the RAF call us brown jobs, when that landed I literally filled my pants, I don’t know about you chaps..
"I say - what's that ticking sound?"
- Ed
- Ed
"Those Chinese and their shoot a shell through the Earth experiment!"
- Ed
- Ed
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When they said I would find fairies at the bottom of the garden I didn’t expect it to be you Cuthbert and you Ponsonby.
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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“I say, do you think it’s gone orf?”
“Well I think something just has, there’s a terrible smell!”
“Well I think something just has, there’s a terrible smell!”
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“Dunno, just checked my list…it’s definitely not a TACEVAL inject. I suggest we all back quietly away…”
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“When you said Michelle was waiting for me in bed, this isn’t what I expected to find!”
Eh Morris, you want us to dress in brightly coloured clothes with straw hats and bells on our legs and hold streamers whily prancing round this in a medieval fertility rite?? ..
Well it does give the lads something to aim at while walking back to base from a session in The Old Bull and Bush.... That'll stop Mrs Higginbotham complaint what she is shocked by when she looks out her upstairs landing window every Friday night, while balanced on a chair...( To get a better look , )
Totally camouflaged, a fiendishly clever Bosch periscope listens in on secret garden meetings of the top brass.
Last edited by jolihokistix; 8th Mar 2023 at 10:46.
Someone call Enfield we’re going to need a bigger rifle!
OK Hoskins where did you hide the sixpence for the Christmas pudding!