Caption Competition Mk III
On reaching the Rhine Patton immediately resumed his p155ing contest with Montgomery.
There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that old Blood and Guts ordered newly arrived officers to give him a pat on that.
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Action Man! Now with moving eyes and gripping hands. By Palitoy!
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Aaargghhh! I've caught the end in my zipper!
For once in his life Patton sought advice and asked which way the wind was blowing.
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People often remark on my resemblance to George C Scott. Did he piss in the river too?
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Well that explains the pearl handled pistols Patton carries, a New Orleans pimp would have them to shoot his hoes that laughed at his small dick.
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There see, it’s old blood and guts alright, he’s pissing bricks due to a dose of the clap..
Sung to the Eton Boating song....
Patton went down to the water
Patton went down to the stream,
When Patton passed his water,
You couldn't see Paotton for steam
Patton went down to the water
Patton went down to the stream,
When Patton passed his water,
You couldn't see Paotton for steam
To the tune of 'Knees up Mother brown,,
,Piss pot on my head
Piss pot on my head
Into the river I must go
Pisspot on my head
If we catch you farting
We'll turn you upside down
So, Don't get your knees up
don't get the breeze up
Pisspot's on my head!
,Piss pot on my head
Piss pot on my head
Into the river I must go
Pisspot on my head
If we catch you farting
We'll turn you upside down
So, Don't get your knees up
don't get the breeze up
Pisspot's on my head!