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Old 4th Apr 2023, 22:34
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Doris really preferred the old suck, squeeze, bang & blow days, but was willing to adapt.
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On my personal Chuckl-o-meter there can only be one winner, and that honour today falls to Andy with...

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"Hoskins, clean your ears out - I said I wanted them in a tartan twin set, not a tart in a twin jet...."
with a runner up of Joli with ...

To demonstrate the compact size of these new small engines we placed a Barbie doll inside for reference.
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Apologies for butting in, and to Al Jazeera, but what is Uncle Vlad whispering to Cyril Ramaphosa? Just had to grab this shot. Answers after the present round finishes!
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2...he-ukraine-war

Ooh, that's an honour!
May I offer this from an earlier page, p.884, if andytug does not have something right away, and does not mind?
Andy?

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Even better without the subtitle. What is Putin whispering to him?



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Did you hear? Joli came second, but still put up a pic!!!!
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Old 5th Apr 2023, 08:00
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Did you hear? Joli came second, but still put up a pic!!!!
Ssssshhhhhh.................

PS I did win one a few weeks ago, but as a newboy didn't realize that it was my duty to oblige with a new photo.
Double faux pas, I know.
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Ssssshhhhhh.................

PS I did win one a few weeks ago, but as a newboy didn't realize that it was my duty to oblige with a new photo.
Double faux pas, I know.


Caption: "You will vote with Russia Da? Or, I release the pictures of you in Tutu!"
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"May we borrow your army?"
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"When I've finished in Europe we'll be heading down your way, see you soon Cyril"
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...and the British are planning to re-colonise Rwanda.
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It's called a watch, we use them in Russia to tell the time.. If you would like one, I believe Macron has dispensed with his.
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You must have seen the film Zulu, well, we are like the Zulu's, we outnumber them many times over, and the Ukrainians, well they are like the British led by that chap Chard and no matter what we do we cannot take the compound, we keep throwing our best warriors at them and they keep getting slaughtered. Ohh, and the drunk minister Otto Witt spewing bull****, that's Medvedev through and through..
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So anyway I was considering investing in your Country and building my villa on your coast, i will use it as my escape....... erm... escape from work pressure.
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My advice to you is never go above ground level in any building...
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Told you before...no tongues please
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Got any spare diamonds? Got a little conflict to fund
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Damm lip readers.....must remember hand in front of mouth
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Devils Island is it still available? I may need to hide out somewhere soon
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Got any spare Cruisers going cheap, I can supply oil you know .
Sorry got plenty oil, but a few Krugerrands would go un missed. If you have a large enough brown unmarked envelope, of course.
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Is the climate hot in your country??
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