Caption Competition Mk III
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Sudden realisation that she was in fact the only female in the troop came as an untimely shock to the poor Sergeant Elspeth.
Having spent so long discussing the finer points of servicing a Bedford 6 tonner with particular emphasis on how best grease the streering nipples with Cpl Nutloose, Staff Sargent Hyman suddenly lost the will to live.
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RSM, shouting “Carry On, Sergeant” isn’t going to help. “Stretcher Bearer” might be more appropriate.
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But Ma’am, surely you have Daisies on your lawn too?
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Well what did you expect Ma’am, this is after all, our passing out parade
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She’s part of our crazy golf course, but you will have to give the ball a good wack to get it in the hole Ma’am
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As the sniper attached to the Royal Protection Squad notches up an American actress to add to the French driver, it is time to judge the competition. The winner is:
(Sorry Nutty - he got in before you).
The CST is on its way in the Gold Coach.
(Sorry Nutty - he got in before you).
The CST is on its way in the Gold Coach.
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No problem, I never read his entries anyway, 
War and Peace is shorter and easier to plow through 
Congrats Kiltrash
War and Peace is shorter and easier to plow through Congrats Kiltrash
Robotic voice...
yes Ma'am your collers of obedience ensure our blind faith in your Officers and Political leaders...however the force is strong in this one..
Oh thanks Wensleydale...may I offer up in time for the upcoming extra Bank holiday in May...
See what the assembled throng can make of this ...winner will be sent to the Tower...
yes Ma'am your collers of obedience ensure our blind faith in your Officers and Political leaders...however the force is strong in this one..
Oh thanks Wensleydale...may I offer up in time for the upcoming extra Bank holiday in May...
See what the assembled throng can make of this ...winner will be sent to the Tower...
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(Not a caption). What a cracking picture!
Remind me. Do you put your posy in my receptacle or do I put mine in yours. It has been a while.
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Oi! That's my kilt you've nicked!
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Gawd strewth! Andrew might not sweat but he doesn't half fart!
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Don’t worry my dear I have Andrews chemical castration kit right here, all we need now is a plausible excuse to get him to drink it.