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Old 21st Apr 2023, 18:21
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There I was, nothing on the clock but the makers name, when I spotted your airfield.


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Old 21st Apr 2023, 19:01
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well, an aeroplane is often considered to be a she - even though it might have a penis...
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Judging tomorrow evening A.
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 21:00
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And with a wave of his hand, Sir Kier caused half of British economy to vaporize, followed shortly by his political career.

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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 01:17
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Look at that, the shakes went along with Corbyn.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 01:25
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Byyyyyy the power offfff Greyskull, nope that didn’t work either.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 01:32
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Under Labour our plan is to nationalise the company, throw billions at it to make it one of the one of the worlds leading aerospace companies, then sell it off to some foreign investment company for peanuts, who will transfer the skills and technology abroad..
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 02:08
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"...and further to my credentials & industry knowledge, on our right are the Diving planes for the new AUKUS Subs, and on our left is..."
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 06:06
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These are not the Droids you are looking for.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 06:09
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Yes and this explains why the control point of our flying machines is called the Bridge as Cockpit is so un PC...
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 06:18
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With regret slaves, oops sorry a simple slip of the tongue, you are of course valued and respected workers, I was unfortunately reverting to Old Labour thoughts.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 06:22
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You expect me, as a Politician, to work weekends??
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 09:10
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Vote for us and I promise that all your family will be welcome.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 12:07
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I might be Labour through and through, but look at these nails, they have never seen a days Labouring in their life.
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By now I would have expected at least a goodies bag hanging on here or even a smart watch.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 12:20
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Please stop describing your increase in productivity as momentum, that word conjures up distaste in my mouth.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 14:40
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In the absence of approved PPE that the Government cocked up the supply off you have to maintain a 2 meter exclusion zone.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 14:41
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Yes this is how steady my drinking hand is...never spilt a drop, especially when I'm in a works meeting..
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Mrs Starmer washed my left sleeve in Viagra...again.
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This is my Bridge hand...no not cards you clot, Snooker.
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