Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

I prefer to be sucked off rather than out..

[Kiltrash]

Nope still can't get a signal, is that why I didn't get the UK Arert Message??...
We're in Florida Algy...

[Kiltrash]

No this is not how triplets come out..

[Kiltrash]

I just wish BOAC would just stop changing their colour scheme ..

[Kiltrash]

Is their any way to make this bigger?? ....asked Fatty Arbuckle...

[Chu Chu]

Early tests suggested that emergency evacuation provisions might require further thought.

[cavuman1]

The Irish Findemna triplets exclaimed: "Being born by Caesarian section hasn't had much effect on our lives, other than that when we exit an aircraft, we go out through the window!"*

- Ed

* Idea courtesy of Steven Wright

[Confusious]

As the engineer's strike gathered pace, the management sent a clear message out that they too can get the job done.

[Kiltrash]

Air India learns from the railway.

[Kiltrash]

Japanese metro pusher gets a job with the airlines

[Kiltrash]

621 in a Pan Am 314. One more for the record ...

[Chu Chu]

Tom and Joe will be here soon. But remind my why we're doing this?

The captain said she wanted to have a man in every port.

[Kiltrash]

Jeremy wished he went by Avanti West Coast instead

[Kiltrash]

The Police investigates the Gem theft from the BA Cargo Centre....they think it was a inside job.

[Kiltrash]

The King's Coronation Coach gets a final brush up ...
But it's a plane sir .
Well there's your problem .

[Kiltrash]

No wonder it would not pressurise sir, Hoskins has the contract to be the window supplier. He sent Square ones....again...
think he should have been a Children's TV Presenter

[fitliker]

Someone did not get the memo about a fragrance free work place .

The smell of Brut and beans is just too much for some , for others it is a way of life .

[Kiltrash]

No that's confirmed sir, only nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine rivits in close formation....still no sign of the mythical Golden one ..

[Kiltrash]

Look at these evenly spaced bullet holes sir, looks like Jerry has the FW109 Synchronization sorted..

[Chu Chu]

Why are you leaving the forward window frame empty?

We have to -- that's the black hole.