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Old 30th Apr 2023, 05:53
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Can you give me a lift to the repair shop??...it's just over there on BBC1
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 05:57
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In a Wing and a Prius ..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 05:59
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Eagle later wished he had landed on a soft top
or
Landed on a car with a retractable Ariel..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 06:03
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Hoskins was later asked just where did he get the paint for his car ??
From the F117 just over there...was the reply
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 06:18
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Top Gear meets Top Gun

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Bottom Gear meets Top Gun

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Old 30th Apr 2023, 07:01
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Lt Heath-Robinson, there has to be an easier way to convert your unit into a cabriolet...
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 07:03
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Now we know what the 'F' in F-15 means!
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 08:36
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Yes Mr Everett, that really was a Cupid Stunt you just pulled.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 08:38
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You got it there, so you get it out...were off to the pub, Mav and Goose are on the piano
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 08:39
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Does this count as FORD??
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:15
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There I was nothing on the clock but the makers name, and Double Engine Flameout ..so I thought $100m jet or a knock for knock insurance claim??
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:16
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How was i to know the diversionary airfield had been bought by a car auction site...
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:16
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Well I think we can call that as a test of a Zero Zero Bang seat a success.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:21
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The Sheriff later put out a all points bulletin to find that British Secret Agent..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:22
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Early tests to fit the Strike Eagle with Dumb Bombs ..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:24
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Well the Brits could not fit a Tall Boy in the Bomb Bay either, so nothing new in Aviation..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 09:57
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I see autonomous cars have still got work in do
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 10:43
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There's your problem right there, he didn't have the anti collision beacon switched on.


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Old 30th Apr 2023, 11:05
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Items in your mirrors may be bigger than they appear.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 11:41
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