Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Sorry all but have to get in a mention off....
It says I need to wash at 40deg c at 1200 RPM..

Before Nutty puts it up on HIS Ukraine Thread 😄

[sealo0]

Hey Sergie I see it nearly Pimms o,clock

[Buster Hyman]

Dmitri. Do you think those Kremlin drones were aiming at your head?

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly heavy night on the Potato wine Sergei and Boris sign-up for Alcoholics Anonymous....only to find they typed in Conscriptions R us..

[Kiltrash]

Ping.. Ping
Both received a Dear Johnski text from Valentino at the same time..

[Kiltrash]

The Russian Actors Union respond to the Kremlin's request for volunteers to take part in the May Day Victory Parade.....
Steady Job guarantee of 5 years work...

[Buster Hyman]

"Vassili. Show me how to do that ping again will you?"

[Buster Hyman]

We're taking no chances! Eurovision is in Liverpool this year!

[fitliker]

Matching on Grindr just before being sent to the grinder

[fitliker]

If you are going to die like WW2 cannon fodder using WW2 equipment it is fitting and appropriate to be properly dressed in WW2 uniforms , nes pa ?

[NutLoose]

Will score this evening.

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Will score this evening.

Nutty instantly regretted that post. Knowing how it had a double meaning..

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Will score this evening.

Caption or statement?🤔

[Kiltrash]

So I googledski Stormy Daniels and I got a stiff breeze in Wyoming...can't see what all the fuss was all about with Trump...

[Kiltrash]

Alexa...what a stupid name for a search engine...
Well it's a female name, so it HAS to be correct and have the last word.

[Kiltrash]

It appears my car won't pass ULEZ in London, fortunately there's absolutely no chance of a Visa...

[Kiltrash]

Kiltrash and Buster have a race to see who can shoot Nutloose down first for a inappropriate post 😄
That's enough from me. Have the Milan el Classico to watch after dinner

[SLXOwft]

In desparation Vlad lauches a false badge ('special military') operation.

[NutLoose]

Ok the winner is Confusious with

So proud watching our great leader's speech today, showing the world that we are the leaders in artificial intelligence.

As my entry would have been G 3 damn you sunk my battleship

2nd place I have to give it to Kiltrash with

Damm you Yuri, just sunk my Battleship. Best out of three?

Third place is Chu Chu with

The Ukrainian esprit de corps remained high; the Russians were just phoning it in

[Confusious]

Cheers Nutty.
Let's see what this one brings.