Caption Competition Mk III
Thinks... "With this cover, they'll NEVER guess what I am really looking at!"
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Hang on, i'll look in my identification book ...it might be a SU-27... No, no wait, it's possibly a Mig-35... No, the intakes are wrong.. so maybe it's a Mig-29.. damn it's got forward canards, it has to be the SU-34, yes that's it skipper it's a SU-34 and that missile it just launched towards us, that must be an ermmmm a R37...or is it an R60, or possibly an R70.......
By my reckoning we drifted 120 miles off course 4 minutes ago, so using the 1 in 60 rule we should turn left 15 degrees for 18 minutes then turn...errm...allowing for the earth's rotational speed and shift in the magnetic North pole, possibly another two degrees, ahh but that was 90 seconds ago, so errrm...
Shut the f@#k up Goose!
Shut the f@#k up Goose!
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Ok I think I will start with a nice white wine followed by a buttered chicken starter, hey Skip, what do you want for your starter?
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“…. then you crack the eggs on the side of the bowl…”
Nope the manual does not cover our issue, ok I'll call the premium rate help line
" Please hold, all our service agents are busy helping other customers, your call is important to us... Greensleeves "
Charley, mother calling time to do your homework!
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Just look at the intakes on that!