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Old 27th Apr 2024, 11:29
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"Jenkins! Stop doing that at once - don't you realise it's private property down there?"
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Old 27th Apr 2024, 15:25
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Okay, time for the BDA on this one.

Runners up are:
Ascend Charlie with: Don't touch that, 007! That's my lunchbox!"; and
NutLoose with: "Ya Tommies, bevare of zer Hun in der Sun."

But taking home the respected CapComp trophy is: Fly-By-Wife with his (or her?) pithy: "Biggles Delivers a Load."

The trophy will be dropping in as soon as I work out the windage.
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Old 27th Apr 2024, 17:39
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Thanks Chu Chu - I now have to work out how to deal with an unexploded delayed action trophy!

I don't recall seeing this before:


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"We've got these: the DS have run out of pine poles".
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The boss said I dropped a bolluck, It must be in here somewhere!
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Look, just here for 2 down "The furious B Mob will make your day go with a bang! (4)
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If we mark it as this one here just behind Hoskins, then the Daily Mail can run its "If you see the open ended bomb in less than 12 seconds, you have above average intelligence!" article.
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Looks like a load of ballcocks to me...
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Old 27th Apr 2024, 18:50
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Now we just have to find the toilets that are missing these ballcocks....
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Stockpiling sticky bombs proved to have a significant drawback...
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. . . and they said to keep ourselves occupied here while they picked out a couple of flat-pack Söpwiths.
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Nobody move! Remember that Doubling Charm from Harry Potter....
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Well, I've no idea where we can put all of Nuttys used Viagra jars!
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Hoskins shells the last prawn before they have to start tidying up the general's back yard.
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Careful, Men! This map shows that Dolly Parton is under here somewhere!

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I still need to fine-tune a couple of minor coefficients, but I can now safely say that we've got big balls.
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Remember, chaps, when you're laying a minefield, it's essential that you map it precisely.
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