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Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jan 2021, 12:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Confusion reigns in mission control as the first...

Confusion reigns in mission control as the first British astronaut is recovered from his space capsule.

"Wasn't he a human being when he blasted off?" asks the flight controller.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jan 2021, 12:09
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

To keep its diversity target within reach the...

To keep its diversity target within reach the Navy decides that there is no reason why a cow cannot be a SAR diver.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Jan 2021, 21:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

At last. Something a B-1 can do that a B-52 can't.

At last. Something a B-1 can do that a B-52 can't.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Dec 2020, 12:50
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Hoskins groans as he realises that he forgot to...

Hoskins groans as he realises that he forgot to put some plasticine in the nose of his latest Airfix kit to keep the nosèwheel down.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Dec 2020, 12:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

You think that's something, let me tell you about...

You think that's something, let me tell you about this time I was flying Jaguars in Oman...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Oct 2020, 21:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Of course you can buy a gun, lad, but as you're...

Of course you can buy a gun, lad, but as you're under eighteen no alcohol in the mess.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Oct 2020, 12:05
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

And suddenly everyone is distracted as the...

And suddenly everyone is distracted as the ghostly word 'alamy' floats through the group.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Oct 2020, 14:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Oh what Larks.

Oh what Larks.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Oct 2020, 10:22
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Not-so-Little Nellie and friend.

Not-so-Little Nellie and friend.
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Sep 2020, 16:08
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

So that's where all the socks went.

So that's where all the socks went.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Sep 2020, 12:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Hoskins suddenly remembered that he'd forgotten...

Hoskins suddenly remembered that he'd forgotten to renew his life insurance.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Sep 2020, 12:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea.

Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Sep 2020, 18:55
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Sir! Sir! Hoskins has been sick, sir!

Sir! Sir! Hoskins has been sick, sir!
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Sep 2020, 17:55
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

So all we need is the sick kid and the nun with...

So all we need is the sick kid and the nun with the guitar and we're good to go.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Sep 2020, 17:54
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Please tell Mr. Shatner that he really cannot see...

Please tell Mr. Shatner that he really cannot see something standing on the wing.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2020, 09:19
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

There's one in every Squadron.

There's one in every Squadron.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2020, 09:07
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

What was that about slipping the surly bonds of...

What was that about slipping the surly bonds of Earth?
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2020, 09:07
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Fly Navy... Sail Army... Yomp RAF. Joint ops at...

Fly Navy... Sail Army... Yomp RAF. Joint ops at its finest.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Sep 2020, 09:58
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Actions may speak louder than words, but the sign...

Actions may speak louder than words, but the sign is a lot less expensive than what you've just done, Hoskins.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Sep 2020, 11:40
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

"Zey weren't expecting that," Captain Hans von...

"Zey weren't expecting that," Captain Hans von Schilling of the U-boat fleet smiled grimly as he surveyed the scene through his periscope.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2020, 19:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

You can't fool me. I was told to wait for a navy...

You can't fool me. I was told to wait for a navy helicopter. Yours is green.
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Sep 2020, 12:06
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Run, Bambi! Run!

Run, Bambi! Run!
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Sep 2020, 21:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

If you think the tyre is flat just wait until it...

If you think the tyre is flat just wait until it rolls forward.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2020, 21:26
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Davis-Monthan: the post-global warming years.

Davis-Monthan: the post-global warming years.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2020, 21:25
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Hitler realises that he can keep Coastal Command...

Hitler realises that he can keep Coastal Command cooped up by speeding up and down with a pair of motorboats.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Sep 2020, 10:24
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

The Defence Estate Optimisation Programme is just...

The Defence Estate Optimisation Programme is just getting silly now.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Sep 2020, 10:22
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

This was not going to be as easy as he'd thought,...

This was not going to be as easy as he'd thought, John the Baptist realised as he looked up the slipway.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Sep 2020, 10:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Did you say our new aircraft handlers have just...

Did you say our new aircraft handlers have just come from a carrier tour?
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Sep 2020, 10:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Well, that's the static park for the air show...

Well, that's the static park for the air show sorted. Let's see those photographers get decent shots of that lot.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Sep 2020, 12:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

If it's so safe, why don't you go in first?

If it's so safe, why don't you go in first?
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2020, 20:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Good idea to grab that carrier bag. The woman...

Good idea to grab that carrier bag. The woman with the orange bag that we're following will have no idea we're actually undercover soldiers.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2020, 17:59
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Make way for the Queen Guards!

Make way for the Queen Guards!
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2020, 12:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

Customer feedback soon proved that the Army Navy...

Customer feedback soon proved that the Army Navy store's new branding was not popular.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Aug 2020, 12:19
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

I wish he'd hurry up and judge this competition....

I wish he'd hurry up and judge this competition. I really want to know what happens when I hit this.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2020, 17:07
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,158
Posted By Martin the Martian

And if we just tap the mould gently we will have...

And if we just tap the mould gently we will have a perfect model of Salisbury Cathedral. Did you know, Sergei, it has a 123 metre spire?
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