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22nd Feb 2021, 12:48
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Posted By ShyTorque

According to the tarot cards in my hand.....I’m...

According to the tarot cards in my hand.....I’m afraid for you, it’s not looking very good!
12th Feb 2021, 17:01
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Posted By ShyTorque

“Are you sure the captain’s old enough to have...

“Are you sure the captain’s old enough to have been a Sunderland pilot?”
11th Feb 2021, 16:42
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

Maybe he thought that the description of “a nice...

Maybe he thought that the description of “a nice house near Piers” meant a sea view?
31st Jan 2021, 22:00
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“If he says “running landing” one more time...

“If he says “running landing” one more time today, I’ll shoot the :mad:! “
23rd Jan 2021, 10:31
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Posted By ShyTorque

Top gun? No, that’s my bottom gun.

Top gun? No, that’s my bottom gun.
15th Jan 2021, 22:56
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Posted By ShyTorque

“Ja, during ze Spanish flu pandemic I did learn...

“Ja, during ze Spanish flu pandemic I did learn how to cut mein own hair und haff done so ever since.....why do you ask?”
11th Jan 2021, 12:41
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Posted By ShyTorque

“I thought you were the test pilot......” ...

“I thought you were the test pilot......”

”Not likely, I thought you were!”

“Oh, look - there he is, running away!”
10th Jan 2021, 16:42
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Posted By ShyTorque

As usual, whenever there was a chance of...

As usual, whenever there was a chance of publicity, the Navy knew how to milk it.
5th Jan 2021, 13:31
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Posted By ShyTorque

The original cat “convertor”.

The original cat “convertor”.
4th Jan 2021, 22:10
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“Call zat a catapult? Nein, ZIS is a catapult!”

“Call zat a catapult? Nein, ZIS is a catapult!”
27th Dec 2020, 20:39
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Posted By ShyTorque

After Covid, fly/drive packages weren’t what they...

After Covid, fly/drive packages weren’t what they used to be.
25th Dec 2020, 19:16
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“Welcome to South Wales!”

“Welcome to South Wales!”
24th Dec 2020, 21:36
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Posted By ShyTorque

That’s not what I meant by “set the altimeter sub...

That’s not what I meant by “set the altimeter sub scale”.....
22nd Dec 2020, 17:59
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“If you don’t stop fiddling with my flaps I’ll...

“If you don’t stop fiddling with my flaps I’ll kick you in the slats!”
21st Dec 2020, 13:58
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Posted By ShyTorque

When the Boss said “smoke that fag”, Gladys...

When the Boss said “smoke that fag”, Gladys didn’t realise they were preparing him for a suicide mission.
17th Dec 2020, 08:56
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Posted By ShyTorque

“No you idiots, for your field exercise I said...

“No you idiots, for your field exercise I said get yourselves over to STANTA!”
12th Dec 2020, 17:03
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Posted By ShyTorque

“Got any dirty pictures of your wife, Sir?” ...

“Got any dirty pictures of your wife, Sir?”

“Certainly not!”

”Wanna buy some?”
9th Dec 2020, 21:28
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Posted By ShyTorque

“Just Biden my time...”

“Just Biden my time...”
7th Dec 2020, 16:47
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Posted By ShyTorque

“Fork ‘Andles?” “Damn, we’re in the wrong...

“Fork ‘Andles?”

“Damn, we’re in the wrong sketch!”
4th Dec 2020, 16:20
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Posted By ShyTorque

“It ain’t half COLD, Mutti!”

“It ain’t half COLD, Mutti!”
31st Oct 2020, 14:59
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Posted By ShyTorque

“I was much taller than her before I ejected!”

“I was much taller than her before I ejected!”
29th Oct 2020, 11:23
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Posted By ShyTorque

"And that is what happens if you buy your nav...

"And that is what happens if you buy your nav light bulbs off eBay!"
13th Oct 2020, 16:39
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“If opposites attract, one of us must be north,...

“If opposites attract, one of us must be north, the other south......
Best keep quiet or we’ll both get the anti-aircraft gun send off!”
11th Oct 2020, 20:25
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

Andytug, many thanks! Unfortunately I’m...

Andytug, many thanks!

Unfortunately I’m unable to post photos now that Botophuket has completely locked my account.

Rather than delay the fun, “Open house” declared, sorry!
9th Oct 2020, 12:25
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

Having packed his trunk, the C of G was way out.

Having packed his trunk, the C of G was way out.
6th Oct 2020, 14:29
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

"Dad, what on earth is THAT?" "It's just a...

"Dad, what on earth is THAT?"

"It's just a nellicopter"
2nd Oct 2020, 16:22
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

There’s a nip in the air.....

There’s a nip in the air.....
2nd Oct 2020, 11:57
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“Line abreast, line abreast GO!”

“Line abreast, line abreast GO!”
29th Sep 2020, 10:40
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Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

"During takeoff I always keep my eyes closed...

"During takeoff I always keep my eyes closed until I hear the nosewheel lift off. Then I open them because I know I'm at 100 feet climbing..............JEEZ!... wish I was back on Harriers!"
27th Sep 2020, 23:56
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

This button reminds me of the wife - she’s a...

This button reminds me of the wife - she’s a really hard woman!
28th Aug 2020, 19:02
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

I think it’s OK, it’s just stopped ticking.....

I think it’s OK, it’s just stopped ticking.....
24th Aug 2020, 12:50
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

Blah, blah.....and if we crouch right down we can...

Blah, blah.....and if we crouch right down we can all get a good look at the flaps......NO NOT YOU, DEAR!”
20th Aug 2020, 07:44
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

“Tell the Admiral to go easy when letting the...

“Tell the Admiral to go easy when letting the ship’s clutch out next time!”
17th Aug 2020, 12:09
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

Lying Barstewards - I can see right through their...

Lying Barstewards - I can see right through their window ....Stores DO have aircrew watches in stock!
11th Jul 2020, 07:24
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,226
Posted By ShyTorque

The girls obviously preferred this one to...

The girls obviously preferred this one to Robo-willy in the previous photo.
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